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10-12-2006, 12:45 PM
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Since the women of this forum have so graciously informed us that we are no longer welcome in the "Question for the ladies over 40" thread,  I thought it would be nice to start our own, since I’m sure women would respect our privacy as well.
For those of you that have ever had the need to (although discrete) adjust the boys, what were you're wife's reaction to this ever so slight gesture? :  If you have never felt the need to ever perform this automatic but necessary reaction, please disregard this question.
Since the women of this forum have not been asked to join us…. and based on the amount of respect they have for us, I’m sure will oblige by our wishes.
Guys, if you have any other questions that you feel are appropriate for this thread, please feel free to ask at any time since after all, this is for our eyes only.
By the way, women of this forum, in case I haven't mentioned it, in your own words......... "If you're lurking, go away NOW!" Just remember who Luvs ya. 
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10-12-2006, 12:52 PM
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Something I have been wondering about, do your wives/girlfriends swallow? Men, how do you feel about this?
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10-12-2006, 12:55 PM
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Oh, Oh!, that wasn't quite the question I was thinking about, but since you asked...................IBFL. nope not going to do it.
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10-12-2006, 12:56 PM
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My gosh! Where are the moderators now that we need them?
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10-12-2006, 01:00 PM
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Originally Posted by HaHa
Something I have been wondering about, do your wives/girlfriends swallow? Men, how do you feel about this?
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You first, Ha. How many of your girlfriends Does your wife swallow??
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10-12-2006, 01:23 PM
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Oy.
=astro, breathless with indignation anticipation amusement hope that this thread will be brief and not require one of those rare lockdowns (or lockdown-dragouts as SG, Brewer, and Lena would have it  )
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10-12-2006, 01:25 PM
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Boys, I realize that is a very personal question, and I didn't really expect answers. It was posed purely for entertainment value.
But I can say that I hold a general Ha-Principle that men and women should endeavor to treat one another's entire selves with the utmost respect. This when all is well will naturally extend to respect for one another’s precious bodily fluids. Capisc?
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10-12-2006, 01:29 PM
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Originally Posted by HaHa
Boys, I realize that is a very personal question, and I didn't really expect answers. It was posed purely for entertainment value.
But I can say that I hold a general Ha-Principle that men and women should endeavor to treat one another's entire selves with the utmost respect. This when all is well will naturally extend to respect for one another’s precious bodily fluids. Capisc?
ha
Hey....who was that General from Dr. Strangelove who was obsessed with
"precious bodily fluids"? Jack T. Ripper?
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10-12-2006, 01:30 PM
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Originally Posted by astromeria
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=astro, breathless with indignation anticipation amusement hope that this thread will be brief and not require one of those rare lockdowns (or lockdown-dragouts as SG, Brewer, and Lena would have it ) |
Yes'am, I missed your directive, but please consider me compliant as always.
Ha
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10-12-2006, 01:31 PM
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Originally Posted by astromeria
Oy.
=astro, breathless with indignation anticipation amusement hope that this thread will be brief and not require one of those rare lockdowns (or lockdown-dragouts as SG, Brewer, and Lena would have it ) |
It's coming to an end right now.
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10-12-2006, 01:36 PM
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For those of you that have ever had the need to (although discreet) adjust the boys
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Wait... this is supposed to be discrete?
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10-12-2006, 02:49 PM
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Originally Posted by brewer12345
You first, Ha. How many of your girlfriends Does your wife swallow??
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Gulp 
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10-12-2006, 02:50 PM
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Gawd, I love when these threads turn into ER porn
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10-12-2006, 02:50 PM
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Originally Posted by cube_rat
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Heh, is that what the shark avatar is all about?
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10-12-2006, 03:04 PM
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Heh, is that what the shark avatar is all about? |
Jeez, talk about your vagina dentata nightmares!
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10-12-2006, 03:05 PM
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Heh, is that what the shark avatar is all about? |
No teeth, pleaseeeeeee. 
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10-12-2006, 06:25 PM
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ROFL. I just spewed some precious bodily fluids all over my monitor.
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10-12-2006, 07:18 PM
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Wish I had a nickle for every time I said that.
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10-12-2006, 07:46 PM
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http://www.menstuff.org/issues/byiss....html#funfacts
The average volume of ejaculate is around a half-teaspoon.
Ejaculate does not have a significant amount of calories. You'd have to ingest 400 loads to equal the calorie content of a "death by chocolate" dessert.
And the different parts of semen have different tastes. "For example, the component from the seminal vesicle, which is high in fructose [sugar], will be slightly sweeter than the rest of the fluid," Dr. Lowe explains. That said, semen characteristics do vary from person to person, month to month.
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10-12-2006, 08:00 PM
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Martha's avatar ---> ROFLMAO!!!
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