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06-13-2007, 05:46 PM
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Gone but not forgotten
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John Bernard Books: I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them.
(The Shootist)
Marshal William T. O'Neil: Are you Dr. Lazarus?
Lazarus: Yes. Take two aspirin and call me in the morning. That's a doctor joke.
Marshal William T. O'Neil: I'd like a report of all the incidents in the last six months. I'd like it soon, or I might just kick your nasty ass all over this room. That's a marshal joke.
(Outland)
Luke: I have a very bad feeling about this.
(Star Wars)
Princess Leia: I have a bad feeling about this...
(The Empire Strikes Back)
Han Solo: I have a really bad feeling about this.
(Return of the Jedi)
Princess Leia: Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder.
(Return of the Jedi)
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06-13-2007, 05:58 PM
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
Give me a forum ...
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Losing my whump
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Oh...how the hell did I let this slip this far...?
"KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN!!!"
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Be fearful when others are greedy, and greedy when others are fearful. Just another form of "buy low, sell high" for those who have trouble with things. This rule is not universal. Do not buy a 1973 Pinto because everyone else is afraid of it.
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06-13-2007, 09:10 PM
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Thinks s/he gets paid by the post
Join Date: Apr 2007
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Originally Posted by Sundance Kid
"What we have here, is inability to communicate." From, Cool Hand Luke.
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I think that's 'a failure to communicate'
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Life is GREAT!
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06-13-2007, 09:53 PM
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Recycles dryer sheets
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TK
Gort - Klaatu barada nikto"
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DOCTOR 1: How old do you think he is?
DOCTOR 2: Oh, I'd say 35, 38
DOCTOR 1: [shakes head] He told me this morning, when I was examining him. He's 78.
DOCTOR 2: Well I don't believe it!
DOCTOR 1: Life expectancy's 130!
DOCTOR 2: Well how does he explain that?
DOCTOR 1: Says their medicine is that much more advanced. [Hands cigarette to DOCTOR 2.] He was very nice about it, but he made me feel like a third-class witch doctor.
[DOCTOR 1 and DOCTOR 2 light up and begin smoking]
Plaidophile: The Day the Earth Stood Still
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06-14-2007, 07:58 AM
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Full time employment: Posting here.
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See my tagline below. Recently we watched a 1960ish film with Jason Robards called A Thousand Clowns (about a 40 year old guy raising his 12 year old nephew). He lived above an empty business (used to be a Chinese restaurant) and was telling a woman he liked that "anything can happen above an abandoned Chinese restaurant" (like falling in love). I don't know why---it just intrigued me.
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06-14-2007, 08:28 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tangomonster
See my tagline below. Recently we watched a 1960ish film with Jason Robards called A Thousand Clowns (about a 40 year old guy raising his 12 year old nephew). He lived above an empty business (used to be a Chinese restaurant) and was telling a woman he liked that "anything can happen above an abandoned Chinese restaurant" (like falling in love). I don't know why---it just intrigued me.
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A Thousand Clowns!
"you don't see t*ts like that every day."
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06-14-2007, 09:26 AM
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Oh yeah---that lamp! That was a riot! Obviously you've seen the film.
When did you last see it? I saw it not more than three weeks ago and had to think for a minute or two to remember. Please tell me you saw it like yesterday so I don't feel that my memory is completely shot!
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06-14-2007, 09:51 AM
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Gone but not forgotten
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"Smile, you son of a b****!"
(Jaws)
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06-14-2007, 11:30 AM
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#49
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
Give me a forum ...
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: South Texas~29N/98W Just West of Woman Hollering Creek
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"...and I suppose that was your friend in the chippa' (chipper)?"
Fargo
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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. Groucho Marx
In dire need of: faster horses, younger woman, older whiskey, more money.
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06-14-2007, 11:52 AM
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#50
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Collin County, TX
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Stelllllllllaaa!!!
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There's no need to complicate, our time is short..
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06-14-2007, 01:22 PM
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gone traveling
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I will not be Ignored Dan!
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06-14-2007, 03:47 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tangomonster
Oh yeah---that lamp! That was a riot! Obviously you've seen the film.
When did you last see it? I saw it not more than three weeks ago and had to think for a minute or two to remember. Please tell me you saw it like yesterday so I don't feel that my memory is completely shot!
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I'm sorry to say that I saw it in '77. My long term memory is quite good but my short term memory is shot. Also, that's about the only thing I remember from the movie.
Mike D.
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06-14-2007, 08:05 PM
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Gone but not forgotten
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"There's nothing like the taste of alcohol in plastic."
(2010)
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06-15-2007, 11:27 AM
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Recycles dryer sheets
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wow a bunch of ER types and nobody mentions office space:
"I realized this is about more than just me and my dream of doing nothing..."
- John
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06-15-2007, 12:39 PM
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
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Location: Lawn chair in Texas
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From What's up, Doc?...
Barbara Streisand: Love means never having to say you're sorry.
Ryan O'Neil: That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
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...not doing anything of true substance...
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06-16-2007, 05:19 PM
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Thinks s/he gets paid by the post
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"i got 2 things in life...my balls and my word..and i dont break neither of em for nobody"
scarface
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06-16-2007, 05:24 PM
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
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Alright...I'll do it......
"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Well, who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the f--k do you think you're talkin' to?"
And...
"Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!"
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Be fearful when others are greedy, and greedy when others are fearful. Just another form of "buy low, sell high" for those who have trouble with things. This rule is not universal. Do not buy a 1973 Pinto because everyone else is afraid of it.
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06-16-2007, 05:32 PM
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
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And...
"Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?"
or...
"I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"
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Be fearful when others are greedy, and greedy when others are fearful. Just another form of "buy low, sell high" for those who have trouble with things. This rule is not universal. Do not buy a 1973 Pinto because everyone else is afraid of it.
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06-16-2007, 07:19 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by megacorp-firee
I think that's 'a failure to communicate'
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I think it's actually " What we have here is 'failure to communicate'..." -- no "a", but either of the proffered quotes seems close enough to me. I love that movie -- full of em : "Shakin' it here boss!" etc. The scripts do call out for the "a" in both instances, but to my ear, Strother Martin does not ever say it. When Luke echoes it back from the church, I think he does add the "a".
I guess one of my own favorites is "That's my bad M.F." from the returning the wallet scene in Pulp Fiction, since sometimes when I walk up to my car I am so tickled to be getting into it, I say that phrase to myself. One of these days, someone will be walking close and think I've lost my mind...
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06-16-2007, 07:28 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mickeyd
"...and I suppose that was your friend in the chippa' (chipper)?"
Fargo
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Oh, yah, yah, dat one one has a ton of good 'uns, uh-yuh:
"So you were having sex with the little fella, then? Is there anything else you can tell me about him?"
"...he was funny-looking. More'n most people even."
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