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Old 02-03-2010, 10:29 PM   #21
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IMO, yes... I don't know which is creepier.. talking to a piece of plastic with a wig or thinking you caused it to have an orgasm.
That more than aptly describes a few of my sexual encounters. OK, they weren't completely plastic, just the parts that received surgical upgrades, and frankly, I still don't know if I gave them orgasms either.
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Old 02-03-2010, 10:32 PM   #22
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You mean nobody on this board has broken out the spreadsheet to do the calculations! It's a simple capital budgeting exercise!

No way in hell a machine could even remotely come close to how wonderful woman are. That look they get. Those eyes..the noises. The cute little things they do. When they get grumpy...Bah no one could make perfection...





so i didnt bother running a spreadsheet...
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Old 02-03-2010, 10:34 PM   #23
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frankly, I still don't know if I gave them orgasms either.
Do you particularly care either way?
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Old 02-03-2010, 10:57 PM   #24
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Do you particularly care either way?
Well, I have been told to act as if I should care, so hence the statement.
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Haven't we all at one time or another wished that our significant other had a warranty with a no-questions-asked returns policy?

This brings great double entendre to the term "boot-y call"... or should that be "re-booty call"? What about "firmware"?

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You mean nobody on this board has broken out the spreadsheet to do the calculations!
This sounds like an interesting project in need of much deeper, um, research. I'm not sure which is better-- speed dating or the one-at-a-time approach. And is this a rental or a purchase? Depreciation schedules? Upgrades?

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Well, I have been told to act as if I should care, so hence the statement.
So essentially both sides may have been pretending?

You military veterans, especially you deployed veterans, would probably agree that this is a submarine XO's and command master chief's nightmare. "Whaddya mean I can't bring it onboard, Chief, I can fit it in my locker and I won't disturb anyone! This weighs a lot less than Smitty's exercise weights, it takes up a lot less room than Jonesie's magazine collection, and think of the fun the crew could have on Halfway Night!"
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I can definitely see the potential for inviting Miss Roxxxy to the more "elite" stag parties of the world...

Disclaimer: I've been pal-ing around with men for too long..I'm starting to think like one.
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There was a movie in 1987 with a similar kind of plot.

Cherry 2000. Rated PG-13.

Here is the you tube link on the movie trailer.



Not sure why I knew this?

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You military veterans, especially you deployed veterans, would probably agree that this is a submarine XO's and command master chief's nightmare. "Whaddya mean I can't bring it onboard, Chief, I can fit it in my locker and I won't disturb anyone! This weighs a lot less than Smitty's exercise weights, it takes up a lot less room than Jonesie's magazine collection, and think of the fun the crew could have on Halfway Night!"
Okay, now you got me thinking about the Austin Powers scene when he wakes up and tries to deny/explain his enlarger pump.

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Too many unaccompanied tours and hardship duty locations...
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To get your paws on a Roxxxy gal, however, you’ll have to shell out between $7,000 - $9,000 depending on personal customisation, plus a monthly subscription fee.
Of course the used ones are probably quite a bit cheaper.
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Great, I can see it now--a new selection on FIREcalc: "Year you expect to receive Social Security; year you will pay off the mortgage; year SO will be replaced by Roxxydoll"
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