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Old 09-20-2018, 02:12 PM   #1
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Rules of Thumb

We have endless talks about the 4% rule and 25 times expenses rule. What other rules of thumb do you live by.

Here's 2 of mine:

Never eat in an unknown Italian restaurant South of Philadelphia.

There's one in every crowd, and it's always the guy in camouflage shorts.
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Old 09-20-2018, 02:18 PM   #2
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Old 09-20-2018, 03:04 PM   #3
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When you're trying to guess the amount of time you'll need for something new, be sure to think of all the worst case scenarios.

Then double your estimate.

Then double it again.
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Old 09-20-2018, 03:11 PM   #4
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1). 3.25% rule to be safe

2). When packing for a trip, half the number of shirts and pants and double the number of underwear.

3). To prevent frustration, NEVER assume common sense is common
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Old 09-20-2018, 03:12 PM   #5
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When you're trying to guess the amount of time you'll need for something new, be sure to think of all the worst case scenarios.

Then double your estimate.

Then double it again.


Are you my renovation contractor?
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Old 09-20-2018, 03:31 PM   #6
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2). When packing for a trip, half the number of shirts and pants and double the number of underwear.
A corollary to that rule: Once you pick the suitcase, fill it up, just in case.
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Old 09-20-2018, 07:44 PM   #7
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At the airport, never get in line behind anyone with children.
At a European airport, never get in line behind anyone carrying sticks (some weird thing for folks coming in from Africa)...same rule above applies for children.
At any airport bathroom, never touch anything but yourself. Ever. Even if it means not flushing or washing.
In France always say "Bonjour" before engaging in any conversation or attempted conversation. (had a cop berate me for asking directions without saying that first)
After all your calculations, discussions, sweat, tears and consternations, 4% is about what you can withdraw safely.
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The 80/20 rule applies to almost everything. If a concept/plan/idea works 80% of the time, that's usually good enough to get through life.
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Old 09-20-2018, 07:57 PM   #8
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1. Lord loves a working man.
2. Dont trust whitey.
3. If you get it, get a shot and get rid of it.

Bonus points for anyone that can tell me what movie this is from.
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Old 09-20-2018, 08:06 PM   #9
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1. Lord loves a working man.
2. Dont trust whitey.
3. If you get it, get a shot and get rid of it.

Bonus points for anyone that can tell me what movie this is from.
Sure sounds like The Jerk to me..

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Old 09-20-2018, 08:09 PM   #10
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When estimating the time required for a minor home repair estimate the time the job [I]should[I] require, double it, then add an hour.
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1. Lord loves a working man.
2. Dont trust whitey.
3. If you get it, get a shot and get rid of it.

Bonus points for anyone that can tell me what movie this is from.
You Jerk
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Old 09-20-2018, 09:02 PM   #12
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Marko, don’t flush the toilet that’s gross.
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Old 09-20-2018, 09:53 PM   #13
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Old 09-20-2018, 10:05 PM   #15
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Never argue with an Idiot. The Idiot won't get any smarter, and you'll just get frustrated.
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Old 09-20-2018, 11:00 PM   #17
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Haha, this just came in handy one minute ago!
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Old 09-20-2018, 11:25 PM   #18
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1.Never eat at a place called "Mom's"
2.Never play cards with a man named Doc
3. Never go to bed with a person who has more problems than you do
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Old 09-21-2018, 12:55 AM   #19
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Bankers rules:

Never give a loan to a man with a wig.
Never give a loan to someone living in a castle.
Never give a loan to someone driving in a Rolls Royce.
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Old 09-21-2018, 03:02 AM   #20
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If you place something fragile/important somewhere and your gut says "Don't" then follow your gut.
I am a hobbyist/tinkerer/jerry rig/hacker guy so this one only applies to this particular species: If you throw something away then you will need it or parts of it in about a week.
Always double check the keys when you leave the car/house.
NEVER check in a bag on a business travel and always check-in early online.
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