CBS is considering a show this fall based on this Twitter (eh... whatever they're called). I haven't gone to twitter but this website by the owner(?) is actually quite humorous.
S**t My Dad Says
Most of it is pretty X rated so enter at your own risk. Nevertheless there are a few gems... for example:
"A parent's only as good as their dumbest kid. If one wins a Nobel Prize but the other gets robbed by a hooker, you failed." 3:02 PM Feb 22nd via web
"Pressure? Get married when you want. Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants." 10:58 AM Dec 10th, 2009 via web
"We're out of Grape Nuts... No, what's left is for me. Sorry, I should have said "You're out of Grape Nuts." 10:49 AM Dec 7th, 2009 via web
"I just want silence. Jesus, it doesn't mean I don't like you. It just means right now, I like silence more." 3:30 PM Dec 3rd, 2009 via web
“The whole world is fueled by bulls**t… What? The kid asked me for advice on his science fair project so I’m giving it to him.” 1:31 PM Nov 27th, 2009 via web
Nevertheless, it will interesting to see how they make a TV show for a commercial channel out of it.
"It's tough to make predictions, especially when it involves the future." ~Attributed to many
"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is." ~(perhaps by) Yogi Berra
"Those who have knowledge, don't predict. Those who predict, don't have knowledge."~ Lau tzu