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View Poll Results: which are you?
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i'm such a schmuck
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i'm a shmegegge
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i'm a mensch
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i'm too pee shy to answer
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i'm peeverted
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i'm a schlemazel but i didn't know it
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schmuck, shmegegge or mensch
01-11-2007, 06:23 PM
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schmuck, shmegegge or mensch
a schmuck is a guy who pees in the shower.
a shmegegge is a guy who gets out of the shower to pee.
a mensch pees before showering.
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Re: schmuck, shmegegge or mensch
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01-11-2007, 06:34 PM
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Re: schmuck, shmegegge or mensch
What do you call someone who pees on someone else in the shower ? 
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Re: schmuck, shmegegge or mensch
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01-11-2007, 06:41 PM
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Re: schmuck, shmegegge or mensch
a peevert
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"life should begin with age and its privileges and accumulations, and end with youth and its capacity to splendidly enjoy such advantages."~~mark twain - letter to edward kimmitt 1901
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Re: schmuck, shmegegge or mensch
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01-11-2007, 06:54 PM
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Re: schmuck, shmegegge or mensch
a schmuck is a guy who farts in a crowded elevator.
a shmegegge is a guy who gets out of the crowded elevator to fart.
a mensch farts before getting into a crowded elevator.
a schlemiel holds back and then farts a "Let Polly out of Jail fart" in a crowded elevator
a schlemazel wants to but can't fart in a crowded elevator
a schmeichl farts in a crowded elevator all the while talking and smiling
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Re: schmuck, shmegegge or mensch
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01-11-2007, 07:06 PM
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Re: schmuck, shmegegge or mensch
Oy. You guys are meshuge.
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Re: schmuck, shmegegge or mensch
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01-11-2007, 08:11 PM
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Re: schmuck, shmegegge or mensch
OK... Who spiked the punchbowl  ? Where is it I want some!!!!
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Re: schmuck, shmegegge or mensch
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01-11-2007, 08:33 PM
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Re: schmuck, shmegegge or mensch
Is a mensch still a mensch if he isn't circumcised?
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Re: schmuck, shmegegge or mensch
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01-11-2007, 08:57 PM
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Re: schmuck, shmegegge or mensch
ok, as there's been 83 people viewing but only 4 voting, i'll fess up: it's a trick question.
not only doesn't a mensch even have to be a man, cut or otherwise, but a mensch does not even always have to be a mensch. while a schmuck is a guy who pees in the shower "don't pee in the shower, you schmuck!", it could be argued that it is better to be a schmuck than to be a shmegegge "why didn't you just pee in the shower?" and while it's nice to think you're always such a mensch, what mensch hasn't had the urge to pee while in the shower? now if you suffer through your shower without peeing, then, well, and i didn't even know this, but according to masterblaster, you're a schlemazel, out of luck.
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"life should begin with age and its privileges and accumulations, and end with youth and its capacity to splendidly enjoy such advantages."~~mark twain - letter to edward kimmitt 1901
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Re: schmuck, shmegegge or mensch
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01-11-2007, 09:01 PM
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Re: schmuck, shmegegge or mensch
What if I shower in my own pee?
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Re: schmuck, shmegegge or mensch
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01-11-2007, 09:05 PM
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Re: schmuck, shmegegge or mensch
then you need check off the peeverted option a few times.
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Re: schmuck, shmegegge or mensch
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01-12-2007, 09:01 AM
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Re: schmuck, shmegegge or mensch
I'm the guy who lives in a household of women (outnumbered 2:1) and who has to clean out the shower drains...
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