schmuck, shmegegge or mensch

[lazygood4nothinbum]

a schmuck is a guy who pees in the shower.

a shmegegge is a guy who gets out of the shower to pee.

a mensch pees before showering.

 

[MasterBlaster]

What do you call someone who pees on someone else in the shower ?

 

[lazygood4nothinbum]

a peevert

 

[MasterBlaster]

a schmuck is a guy who farts in a crowded elevator.

a shmegegge is a guy who gets out of the crowded elevator to fart.

a mensch farts before getting into a crowded elevator.

a schlemiel holds back and then farts a "Let Polly out of Jail fart" in a crowded elevator

a schlemazel wants to but can't fart in a crowded elevator

a schmeichl farts in a crowded elevator all the while talking and smiling

 

[wabmester]

Oy. You guys are meshuge.

 

[crazy connie]

OK... Who spiked the punchbowl? Where is it I want some!!!!

 

[Meadbh]

Is a mensch still a mensch if he isn't circumcised?

 

[lazygood4nothinbum]

ok, as there's been 83 people viewing but only 4 voting, i'll fess up: it's a trick question.

not only doesn't a mensch even have to be a man, cut or otherwise, but a mensch does not even always have to be a mensch. while a schmuck is a guy who pees in the shower "don't pee in the shower, you schmuck!", it could be argued that it is better to be a schmuck than to be a shmegegge "why didn't you just pee in the shower?" and while it's nice to think you're always such a mensch, what mensch hasn't had the urge to pee while in the shower? now if you suffer through your shower without peeing, then, well, and i didn't even know this, but according to masterblaster, you're a schlemazel, out of luck.

 

[bpp]

What if I shower in my own pee?

 

[lazygood4nothinbum]

then you need check off the peeverted option a few times.

 

[Nords]

I'm the guy who lives in a household of women (outnumbered 2:1) and who has to clean out the shower drains...