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i'm such a schmuck 1 12.50%
i'm a shmegegge 0 0%
i'm a mensch 6 75.00%
i'm too pee shy to answer 0 0%
i'm peeverted 1 12.50%
i'm a schlemazel but i didn't know it 0 0%
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schmuck, shmegegge or mensch
Old 01-11-2007, 07:23 PM   #1
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schmuck, shmegegge or mensch

a schmuck is a guy who pees in the shower.

a shmegegge is a guy who gets out of the shower to pee.

a mensch pees before showering.
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Re: schmuck, shmegegge or mensch
Old 01-11-2007, 07:34 PM   #2
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Re: schmuck, shmegegge or mensch

What do you call someone who pees on someone else in the shower ?
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Old 01-11-2007, 07:41 PM   #3
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Re: schmuck, shmegegge or mensch

a peevert
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Re: schmuck, shmegegge or mensch

a schmuck is a guy who farts in a crowded elevator.

a shmegegge is a guy who gets out of the crowded elevator to fart.

a mensch farts before getting into a crowded elevator.

a schlemiel holds back and then farts a "Let Polly out of Jail fart" in a crowded elevator

a schlemazel wants to but can't fart in a crowded elevator

a schmeichl farts in a crowded elevator all the while talking and smiling
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Old 01-11-2007, 08:06 PM   #5
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Oy. You guys are meshuge.
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OK... Who spiked the punchbowl? Where is it I want some!!!!
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Is a mensch still a mensch if he isn't circumcised?
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Old 01-11-2007, 09:57 PM   #8
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ok, as there's been 83 people viewing but only 4 voting, i'll fess up: it's a trick question.

not only doesn't a mensch even have to be a man, cut or otherwise, but a mensch does not even always have to be a mensch. while a schmuck is a guy who pees in the shower "don't pee in the shower, you schmuck!", it could be argued that it is better to be a schmuck than to be a shmegegge "why didn't you just pee in the shower?" and while it's nice to think you're always such a mensch, what mensch hasn't had the urge to pee while in the shower? now if you suffer through your shower without peeing, then, well, and i didn't even know this, but according to masterblaster, you're a schlemazel, out of luck.
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What if I shower in my own pee?
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Re: schmuck, shmegegge or mensch

then you need check off the peeverted option a few times.
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I'm the guy who lives in a household of women (outnumbered 2:1) and who has to clean out the shower drains...
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