September 19, a good day to retire, if I were to retire, but I am not

**Martha** · 09-19-2006, 12:22 PM

Ahoy, it is time t' retire Ye'll ne'er get me buried booty!

(Edit: Added "Talk Like a Pirate Day" to calendar linking to this thread. -BMJ)

brewer12345 · 09-19-2006, 12:25 PM

Martha, I have to say that you are about the last person I expected to see talking about her booty on the web.

**REWahoo** · 09-19-2006, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Martha

Ahoy, it is time t' retire Ye'll ne'er get me buried booty!

Martha, nice photo of you and Greg. Is the guy with the beard Unclemick?

astromeria · 09-19-2006, 12:59 PM

I'll be checkin' me Davy Jones Index while yer ascrubbin' the poop deck, ya lubbers!

SteveR · 09-19-2006, 05:02 PM

Congratulations!!! I was wondering when you would pull the trigger. I am happy for you.

astromeria · 09-19-2006, 05:17 PM

Rats, I forgot to talk like a pirate when I went to vote for Town Council.

Avast, me hearties, man the yard arm! Gangway, I'm votin' fer sure, here be me Letters of Marque. Scupper that newfangled votin' machinery, ye bilge-sucking blaggards! Tis a paper ballot I be wantin this day. But dead men tell no tales--arrrrrrrrrrr!

uncledrz · 09-19-2006, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by astromeria

Tis a paper ballot I be wantin this day. But dead men tell no tales--arrrrrrrrrrr!

This site it too funny!

Martha, good for you.
Tio z

Rich_in_Tampa · 09-19-2006, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Martha

Ahoy, it is time t' retire Ye'll ne'er get me buried booty!

Congratulations!

So what's the predominant emotion on this fateful day?

sgeeeee · 09-19-2006, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Rich_in_Tampa

Congratulations!

So what's the predominant emotion on this fateful day?

What language be ye speakin thar sawbones. Do ya not know it be International Talk Like a Pirate Day?

dex · 09-19-2006, 06:14 PM

Martha,
You will find it to be a good life.
Congrats,
Dex

09-19-2006, 06:15 PM

Let me guess! - You were so smitten with the Rocky Mountains, that you are quitting your job and doing the 'Trout Bum in a trailer park' down by the river lifestyle!

Outtahere · 09-19-2006, 06:17 PM

Congratulations Martha, it is a good day to retire

astromeria · 09-19-2006, 06:46 PM

Thar she blows! It's Martha & Greg in the dinghy, Lazy Daze. 15 men and a dead man's chest couldn't bring 'er back to the fo'cas'le, or so me parrot tells me.

TromboneAl · 09-19-2006, 06:52 PM

Be ye retired, or be ye just talkin' like a pirate?

donheff · 09-19-2006, 06:56 PM

Arrrrrrrrrrrrr, I be try'in ta think of a witicism but me mates have beat me to um.

**Martha** · 09-19-2006, 07:58 PM

I was just talking like a pirate. Still working, sorta. Arrr.

greg · 09-19-2006, 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Martha

Ahoy, it is time t' retire Ye'll ne'er get me buried booty!

Arrrg, I'll find yer buried booty or shiver mee own timber mee little darlin.* Hoist the Skull & Crossbones and wash down the scuppers.* Time fer a grog lads before the fun begins.

**REWahoo** · 09-19-2006, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Apocalypse

Arrrg, I'll find yer buried booty or shiver mee own timber mee little darlin. Hoist the Skull & Crossbones and wash down the scuppers. Time fer a grog lads before the fun begins.

I suppose her response would be "Is that a wooden leg, or are you just glad to see me?"

greg · 09-19-2006, 08:33 PM

Awwwk! I meant 'sliver in my timber,' matey.

HFWR · 09-19-2006, 08:41 PM

Better than "your timber's a sliver"...

Arrrr...

"Tie that scurvy to the yard arm..."

"Oooh, rip the shirt; how cliche."

09-19-2006, 12:22 PM	#1
Martha Administrator Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: minnesota Posts: 9,861	September 19, a good day to retire, if I were to retire, but I am not Ahoy, it is time t' retire Ye'll ne'er get me buried booty! (Edit: Added "Talk Like a Pirate Day" to calendar linking to this thread. -BMJ) __________________ . Do not rely on the information provided--my posts are not to be taken as legal advice. Needless to say you must consult with your legal representative. I am not responsible for errors. If I offended you with cya I apologize. If I did not, I tried.

09-19-2006, 12:25 PM	#2
brewer12345 Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso) Give me a forum ... Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 9,249	Re: September 19, a good day to retire Martha, I have to say that you are about the last person I expected to see talking about her booty on the web. __________________ “When you realize that you are one of the rare few who observe moral principles in their relationships with others, there is a temptation to sink into amorality, not out of conviction or pleasure but simply to avoid further pain, because there is no greater suffering than being an angel in hell, whereas a devil feels at home wherever he goes.” – Martin Page, How I Became Stupid

09-19-2006, 12:59 PM	#4
astromeria Moderator Emeritus Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 1,375	Re: September 19, a good day to retire I'll be checkin' me Davy Jones Index while yer ascrubbin' the poop deck, ya lubbers! __________________ You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you might find you get what you need.

09-19-2006, 05:02 PM	#5
SteveR Moderator Emeritus Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 2,675	Re: September 19, a good day to retire Congratulations!!! I was wondering when you would pull the trigger. I am happy for you. __________________ Work? I don't have time to work....I'm retired.

09-19-2006, 05:17 PM	#6
astromeria Moderator Emeritus Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 1,375	Re: September 19, a good day to retire Rats, I forgot to talk like a pirate when I went to vote for Town Council. Avast, me hearties, man the yard arm! Gangway, I'm votin' fer sure, here be me Letters of Marque. Scupper that newfangled votin' machinery, ye bilge-sucking blaggards! Tis a paper ballot I be wantin this day. But dead men tell no tales--arrrrrrrrrrr! __________________ You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you might find you get what you need.

09-19-2006, 06:14 PM	#10
dex Thinks s/he gets paid by the post Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 3,053	Re: September 19, a good day to retire Martha, You will find it to be a good life. Congrats, Dex __________________ Sometimes death is not as tragic as not knowing how to live. This man knew how to live--and how to make others glad they were living. - Jack Benny at Nat King Cole's funeral

09-19-2006, 06:15 PM	#11
Cut-Throat Guest Posts: n/a	Re: September 19, a good day to retire Let me guess! - You were so smitten with the Rocky Mountains, that you are quitting your job and doing the 'Trout Bum in a trailer park' down by the river lifestyle!

09-19-2006, 06:17 PM	#12
Outtahere Thinks s/he gets paid by the post Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 1,677	Re: September 19, a good day to retire Congratulations Martha, it is a good day to retire __________________ Dogs aren't our whole lives, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras

09-19-2006, 06:46 PM	#13
astromeria Moderator Emeritus Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 1,375	Re: September 19, a good day to retire Thar she blows! It's Martha & Greg in the dinghy, Lazy Daze. 15 men and a dead man's chest couldn't bring 'er back to the fo'cas'le, or so me parrot tells me. __________________ You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you might find you get what you need.

09-19-2006, 06:56 PM	#15
donheff Thinks s/he gets paid by the post Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 2,694	Re: September 19, a good day to retire Arrrrrrrrrrrrr, I be try'in ta think of a witicism but me mates have beat me to um. __________________ Every man is, or hopes to be, an Idler. -- Samuel Johnson

09-19-2006, 07:58 PM	#16
Martha Administrator Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: minnesota Posts: 9,861	Re: September 19, a good day to retire I was just talking like a pirate. Still working, sorta. Arrr. __________________ . Do not rely on the information provided--my posts are not to be taken as legal advice. Needless to say you must consult with your legal representative. I am not responsible for errors. If I offended you with cya I apologize. If I did not, I tried.

09-19-2006, 08:33 PM	#19
greg Thinks s/he gets paid by the post Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 1,071	Re: September 19, a good day to retire Awwwk! I meant 'sliver in my timber,' matey. __________________ Compounding: Never forget! Never not remember!

09-19-2006, 08:41 PM	#20
HFWR Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso) Give me a forum ... Join Date: May 2005 Location: DFW Posts: 5,436	Re: September 19, a good day to retire Better than "your timber's a sliver"... Arrrr... "Tie that scurvy to the yard arm..." "Oooh, rip the shirt; how cliche." __________________ Have Fun When Retired Never mind the furthermore, the plea is self defense...