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Old 07-22-2014, 02:20 PM   #1
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Shot over bad sex !

Sometimes you have to just shake your head when you read the news.

Woman who shot man over bad sex granted bond - WRCBtv.com | Chattanooga News, Weather & Sports

There has to be a joke or a tag line somewhere in this story.
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Old 07-22-2014, 02:25 PM   #2
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Understatement of the day: “The underlying facts in this are a little bizarre,” said Chief Assistant Prosecutor Paul Walton.

She wasn't shooting blanks with her gun.
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Old 07-22-2014, 02:27 PM   #3
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She was not going to take it laying down.
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Old 07-22-2014, 02:57 PM   #4
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Having had a career in law enforcement I believe stories like this. People with anything resembling normal lives wouldn't believe the bizarre stuff that with enough experience turns routine.
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Old 07-22-2014, 03:04 PM   #5
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I can see it now made into a movie, "The Good, the Bad and the Unfulfilled."

Sorry I just couldn't help myself.
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With her ugly mug she's lucky she got sex at all.
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Coming soon in the next Cialis commercial. Be ready when the time is right - don't risk getting shot!
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Old 07-22-2014, 04:07 PM   #8
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Coming soon in the next Cialis commercial. Be ready when the time is right - don't risk getting shot!
The narrative should include something about when you are low on ammo, Cialis, reloads quickly and never misfires !
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He should have used protection. And by that I mean kevlar.
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As I recall, bad sex was also Lorena Bobbitt's excuse for cutting him off.
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Ok, reading the article is a bit strange....

But, I think she shot him because she thought he was cheating... not quite the same headline though...
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This one is obvious. They are in their 50s, have a 15 year relationship, and she thought he was cheating because of "low volume." Clearly he started taking BPH meds with that side effect and she is a psycho. The chief can only describe the circumstances as bizarre because HIPPA prohibits releasing medical info. Case solved.
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