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07-22-2014, 01:20 PM
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Shot over bad sex !
Sometimes you have to just shake your head when you read the news.
Woman who shot man over bad sex granted bond - WRCBtv.com | Chattanooga News, Weather & Sports
There has to be a joke or a tag line somewhere in this story.
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07-22-2014, 01:25 PM
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Understatement of the day: “The underlying facts in this are a little bizarre,” said Chief Assistant Prosecutor Paul Walton.
She wasn't shooting blanks with her gun.
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07-22-2014, 01:27 PM
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She was not going to take it laying down.
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07-22-2014, 01:57 PM
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Having had a career in law enforcement I believe stories like this. People with anything resembling normal lives wouldn't believe the bizarre stuff that with enough experience turns routine.
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07-22-2014, 02:04 PM
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I can see it now made into a movie, "The Good, the Bad and the Unfulfilled."
Sorry I just couldn't help myself. 
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07-22-2014, 02:05 PM
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With her ugly mug she's lucky she got sex at all. 
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07-22-2014, 03:05 PM
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Coming soon in the next Cialis commercial. Be ready when the time is right - don't risk getting shot!
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07-22-2014, 03:07 PM
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 Quote:
Originally Posted by heeyy_joe
Coming soon in the next Cialis commercial. Be ready when the time is right - don't risk getting shot!
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The narrative should include something about when you are low on ammo, Cialis, reloads quickly and never misfires !
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07-22-2014, 03:09 PM
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He should have used protection. And by that I mean kevlar.
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07-22-2014, 04:05 PM
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As I recall, bad sex was also Lorena Bobbitt's excuse for cutting him off.
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07-22-2014, 04:55 PM
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Ok, reading the article is a bit strange....
But, I think she shot him because she thought he was cheating... not quite the same headline though...
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07-23-2014, 05:46 AM
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This one is obvious. They are in their 50s, have a 15 year relationship, and she thought he was cheating because of "low volume." Clearly he started taking BPH meds with that side effect and she is a psycho. The chief can only describe the circumstances as bizarre because HIPPA prohibits releasing medical info. Case solved. 
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