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Old 06-30-2009, 02:31 PM   #61
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I think that's illegal in some states....
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Screw the sandwich, I wish I could afford a sandwich bag.......
Salami on rye just took on a whoooooooole new meaning...
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Salami on rye just took on a whoooooooole new meaning...
This thread is going downhill fast. Talk about a slippery slope....
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Who wastes money on sandwich bags? Such spendthrifts here...

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I have always thought that that song was named "wish sandwich". Thanks for the link...
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I have always thought that that song was named "wish sandwich". Thanks for the link...
YW, glad you enjoyed.
In my younger years, I credit the Blues Brothers for getting me interested in blues. I was aware of blues but never really listened to it.
I was a big fan of the original SNL as a teenager. Akroyd was a favorite.
Is Akroyd still actively involved with the House of Blues?
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Reminds me of the joke about how to recycle condoms..
You buy condoms? We just use the sandwich bags.
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You buy condoms? We just use the sandwich bags.
And what do you name the accidental bundle of joy? Reuben?
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Saran or generic plastic wrap is cheaper per use.
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Stay away from the serrated edges.....
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Looks like this thread has hit rock bottom.........
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Looks like this thread has hit rock bottom.........
Oh, we can go much looooooooowwwweeeeeerrrrrrrrrrr...

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Here's the way to find out if moderators can get moderated:

So a friend of ours found himself at a wedding many years ago, staying at the condo of friends of the bride. He was in the wedding, and had the good fortune to find himself in flagrante delecto with a lovely lass who was also a member of the wedding party.

Alas, he discovered he'd come ill-prepared, and searched the bedroom of the borrowed home to no avail. After consulting with the girl, he went looking in the kitchen and came back with a roll of saran wrap, convincing her that it would be completely functional.

He tells the story much better, and it never fails to get a crowd rolling on the floor laughing. Well, everyone but his wife. We like to conjecture what sales skills might have been required if he'd returned with aluminum foil instead.
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Talk about a tin foil hat...
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.... We like to conjecture what sales skills might have been required if he'd returned with aluminum foil instead.
And now you know the rest of the story--the origin of the term "tin foil hat."
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We like to conjecture what sales skills might have been required if he'd returned with aluminum foil instead.
"But honey, it keeps alien brain probe rays out, of course it will work. It's the heavy duty kind. Look at the side of the box - it says to wrap meat carefully before putting it in. The freezer!"
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So a friend of ours found himself at a wedding many years ago, staying at the condo of friends of the bride. He was in the wedding, and had the good fortune to find himself in flagrante delecto with a lovely lass who was also a member of the wedding party.

Alas, he discovered he'd come ill-prepared, and searched the bedroom of the borrowed home to no avail. After consulting with the girl, he went looking in the kitchen and came back with a roll of saran wrap, convincing her that it would be completely functional.

He tells the story much better, and it never fails to get a crowd rolling on the floor laughing. Well, everyone but his wife. We like to conjecture what sales skills might have been required if he'd returned with aluminum foil instead.
I'm sure I would have held my own under the same circumstances.
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