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I think that's illegal in some states....
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Pervert.... 
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06-30-2009, 01:58 PM
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Thank you darlin'! 
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There's no need to complicate, our time is short..
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06-30-2009, 02:01 PM
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Salami on rye just took on a whoooooooole new meaning... 
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06-30-2009, 02:04 PM
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This thread is going downhill fast. Talk about a slippery slope.... 
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06-30-2009, 02:08 PM
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I'm thinkin' mayo......
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06-30-2009, 02:22 PM
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Originally Posted by SecondCor521
Who wastes money on sandwich bags? Such spendthrifts here...
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Just save the old bread bags for carrying sandwiches. Helpful hint, if you reuse coffee filter bags, be aware that they punch holes in them, yet another use for duct tape.
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Sandwiches?!? Who can afford those things! You guys must really be living high on the hog. Next thing I expect to hear is that people own houses and drive cars.
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Car and homeownership?
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07-01-2009, 02:28 PM
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07-02-2009, 07:24 AM
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YW, glad you enjoyed. 
In my younger years, I credit the Blues Brothers for getting me interested in blues. I was aware of blues but never really listened to it.
I was a big fan of the original SNL as a teenager. Akroyd was a favorite.
Is Akroyd still actively involved with the House of Blues?
TheBluesmobile.com
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07-02-2009, 08:12 AM
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You buy condoms? We just use the sandwich bags.
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07-02-2009, 08:27 AM
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You buy condoms? We just use the sandwich bags.
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And what do you name the accidental bundle of joy? Reuben?
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07-02-2009, 10:13 AM
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You buy condoms? We just use the sandwich bags.
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Saran or generic plastic wrap is cheaper per use. 
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07-02-2009, 10:51 AM
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Stay away from the serrated edges.....
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07-02-2009, 12:36 PM
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Looks like this thread has hit rock bottom......... 
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07-02-2009, 12:39 PM
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Oh, we can go much looooooooowwwweeeeeerrrrrrrrrrr... 
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07-02-2009, 02:06 PM
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You buy condoms? We just use the sandwich bags.
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Here's the way to find out if moderators can get moderated:
So a friend of ours found himself at a wedding many years ago, staying at the condo of friends of the bride. He was in the wedding, and had the good fortune to find himself in flagrante delecto with a lovely lass who was also a member of the wedding party.
Alas, he discovered he'd come ill-prepared, and searched the bedroom of the borrowed home to no avail. After consulting with the girl, he went looking in the kitchen and came back with a roll of saran wrap, convincing her that it would be completely functional.
He tells the story much better, and it never fails to get a crowd rolling on the floor laughing. Well, everyone but his wife. We like to conjecture what sales skills might have been required if he'd returned with aluminum foil instead. 
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07-02-2009, 02:09 PM
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Talk about a tin foil hat...
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07-02-2009, 02:09 PM
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And now you know the rest of the story--the origin of the term "tin foil hat."
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07-02-2009, 02:11 PM
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"But honey, it keeps alien brain probe rays out, of course it will work. It's the heavy duty kind. Look at the side of the box - it says to wrap meat carefully before putting it in. The freezer!"
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07-02-2009, 04:30 PM
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Here's the way to find out if moderators can get moderated:
So a friend of ours found himself at a wedding many years ago, staying at the condo of friends of the bride. He was in the wedding, and had the good fortune to find himself in flagrante delecto with a lovely lass who was also a member of the wedding party.
Alas, he discovered he'd come ill-prepared, and searched the bedroom of the borrowed home to no avail. After consulting with the girl, he went looking in the kitchen and came back with a roll of saran wrap, convincing her that it would be completely functional.
He tells the story much better, and it never fails to get a crowd rolling on the floor laughing. Well, everyone but his wife. We like to conjecture what sales skills might have been required if he'd returned with aluminum foil instead. |
I'm sure I would have held my own under the same circumstances.
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07-02-2009, 04:39 PM
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Well, since you didn't try to sell us Shoes or cellphones you are safe.
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