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Some things just get better with age...
10-06-2011, 07:30 AM
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Thinks s/he gets paid by the post
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Some things just get better with age...
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10-06-2011, 07:47 AM
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Now that's funny. As Judge Judy says, beauty fades, but stupid is forever.
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10-06-2011, 07:49 AM
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
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How do you find these things?
Never mind.
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10-06-2011, 08:24 AM
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Full time employment: Posting here.
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Why did the cop have to ask what they are doing? Isn't it obvious?
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10-06-2011, 09:40 AM
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
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Buick regal back seat? Great for them, flexibility is not one of their problems. Neither is sex drive. Way to go.
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10-06-2011, 09:45 AM
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso) Give me a forum ...
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Originally Posted by ls99
Buick regal back seat? Great for them, flexibility is not one of their problems. Neither is sex drive. Way to go.
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I noticed one of the tags on the article was "autoeroticism"...
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10-06-2011, 09:54 AM
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
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10-06-2011, 10:05 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by KingB
Why did the cop have to ask what they are doing? Isn't it obvious?
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More importantly, couldn't he have waited another 15 minutes to knock on the window?
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10-06-2011, 10:22 AM
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Maybe they should have locked the car doors.
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10-06-2011, 06:15 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by brewer12345
More importantly, couldn't he have waited another 15 minutes to knock on the window?
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Very optimistic! 
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10-06-2011, 06:41 PM
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I would have titled it "Driving Miss Daisy", more importantly I think I will scratch Farmington off my ER location list even though Tomato Apizza is nearby.
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10-06-2011, 06:59 PM
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
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Look at the grin on her face in the mugshot. She looks really proud, like the cat who was caught eating the canary and said "it tasted good and I'd do it again"....
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10-06-2011, 07:04 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ziggy29
Look at the grin on her face in the mugshot. She looks really proud, like the cat who was caught eating the canary and said "it tasted good and I'd do it again"....
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I read it as "I'm drunk out of my mind!" 
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10-06-2011, 07:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Ed_The_Gypsy
How do you find these things?
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How to Find the Weirdest Stuff on the Internet
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10-06-2011, 07:25 PM
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There's no need to complicate, our time is short..
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10-06-2011, 07:59 PM
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OMG, that is a riot. Those two were really toasted.
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10-06-2011, 08:25 PM
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Apparently the arresting officer failed to observe the bumper sticker..
If This Regals Rockin--Don't Bother Knockin--
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10-06-2011, 08:29 PM
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When the officer opened the vehicle’s rear door and asked the nude couple what they were doing, Tim Adams offered a concise answer. “I’m frigging this chick,” he said.
The officer should have then said 'Why?' 
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10-06-2011, 11:44 PM
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"I swear, officer, she told me she was over 18 years old!"
I bet she can't wait for her Tuesday afternoon book group...
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10-07-2011, 07:47 AM
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