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Old 10-06-2011, 08:30 AM   #1
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Some things just get better with age...

No naked link here... Her mug shot says it all.

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Old 10-06-2011, 08:47 AM   #2
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Now that's funny. As Judge Judy says, beauty fades, but stupid is forever.
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How do you find these things?

Never mind.
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Old 10-06-2011, 09:24 AM   #4
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Why did the cop have to ask what they are doing? Isn't it obvious?
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Old 10-06-2011, 10:40 AM   #5
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Buick regal back seat? Great for them, flexibility is not one of their problems. Neither is sex drive. Way to go.
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Buick regal back seat? Great for them, flexibility is not one of their problems. Neither is sex drive. Way to go.
I noticed one of the tags on the article was "autoeroticism"...
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Why did the cop have to ask what they are doing? Isn't it obvious?
More importantly, couldn't he have waited another 15 minutes to knock on the window?
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Old 10-06-2011, 11:22 AM   #9
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Maybe they should have locked the car doors.
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More importantly, couldn't he have waited another 15 minutes to knock on the window?
Very optimistic!
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I would have titled it "Driving Miss Daisy", more importantly I think I will scratch Farmington off my ER location list even though Tomato Apizza is nearby.
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Look at the grin on her face in the mugshot. She looks really proud, like the cat who was caught eating the canary and said "it tasted good and I'd do it again"....
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Look at the grin on her face in the mugshot. She looks really proud, like the cat who was caught eating the canary and said "it tasted good and I'd do it again"....
I read it as "I'm drunk out of my mind!"
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OMG, that is a riot. Those two were really toasted.
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Apparently the arresting officer failed to observe the bumper sticker..

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When the officer opened the vehicle’s rear door and asked the nude couple what they were doing, Tim Adams offered a concise answer. “I’m frigging this chick,” he said.

The officer should have then said 'Why?'
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I bet she can't wait for her Tuesday afternoon book group...
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