DEAD PEOPLE have been Planking for years. It would be a real bummer to E-R, then discover Planking the next week...
Where's George this week?
Oh, didn't you hear? He early-retired last week.
Cool! How's he doin'?
Not too good, he got Planked on Monday... saw it on internet.
Well that's a bummer, fer sure... can I have his stapler to remember him by?