"I drive fast, drink, run around with fast women, and still my opponent tells me I'm no Ted Kennedy!"
Pat Paulson, running for president, 1988
ok, so it's not totally relevant to the thread, but close---
while we're at it.....
"Mike Dukakis has the entire Greek community standing behind him--which is just where you don't want them!"
also Pat Paulson, from the same speech in Haines, Alaska