Things I Saw on Craigslist

[REWahoo]

"Whirlpoop Refridgerator Side-by-Side - $500"

...uhh, no thanks.

 

[Nords]

"Whirlpoop Refridgerator Side-by-Side - $500"

...uhh, no thanks.

Gosh, that seems like a great price.

How much do you usually have to pay for whirlpoop in Texas?

 

[HFWR]

Poop is free and plentiful in TX...

 

[mickeyd]

Whirlpoop Refridgerator

This must be the new combination toilet-whirlpool-refrigerator that I have heard so much about...and at a damn good price. 8)

 

[justin]

Texas has another whirlpoop for sale:

Whirlpoop Gas Burner Cooktop - New - $320:
http://austin.craigslist.org/for/225283944.html

I'm starting to think this is a real brand.

 

[Nords]

Whirlpoop Gas Burner Cooktop

"Hey, honey, where should we put these ashes-- on your roses?"

 

[justin]

I think the cooktop burners are fueled by gas obtained from whirlpoop. Methane I guess?

 

[REWahoo]

You think Dick Cheney's trying to get rid of a cat?...

"Free Kitten, Litter box, food, Food and water bowel included"