Things not to do at work

[Khan]

http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2006-11-22-zamboni_x.htm

Two employees of the city's ice skating rink have been fired for making a midnight fast-food run in a pair of Zambonis.

An anonymous tipster reported seeing the two big ice-resurfacing machines chug through a Burger King drive-through and return to the rink around 12:30 a.m. on Nov. 10. The squat, rubber-tired vehicles, which have a top speed of about 5 mph, drove 1½ miles in all.

 

[Patrick]

How many Zambonis does it take to get a burger?

 

[mickeyd]

Evidently the snack bar at the ice rinks was closed, too pricey, or non-existent. What's a hungry Zamboni driver and his assistant to do with all that down time and reoccurring hunger pangs? Good for them!

 

[Nords]

How many Zambonis does it take to get a burger?

That's probably why they were fired-- for not carpooling.

Either that or they were street racing...

 

[renegade]

How many Zambonis does it take to get a burger?

I bet the road between the rink and the BK is really smooooooth, though!