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Old 02-27-2006, 02:49 PM   #1
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This clip you have to see for yourself....

I first thought this belonged under funny joke Thursday but I'm sure it's not funny to the one who lost this vital organ. Click on the clip.

http://kdka.com/local/local_story_054232735.html
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Old 02-27-2006, 02:52 PM   #2
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"He left the store empty handed..."

Thats not all...
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Re: This clip you have to see for yourself....

Oh no, not another weird penis thing... :P Can't open it at work, but I can only guess what it is.
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Oh no, not another weird penis thing... :P Can't open it at work, but I can only guess what it is.
Since you can't open the link - just visualize what it is. Concentrate on it hard.

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Re: This clip you have to see for yourself....

For the workers, dude went into a convenience store and asked to have something wrapped in a paper towel microwaved. When the clerk checked and saw it was a weener (and not the hot dog variety), the guy ran away.

Police suspect foul play.
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Visualize a weird penis? You getting CR ready for you justin?
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Visualize a weird penis? You getting CR ready for you justin?
No. <insert tasteless comment here like "I'm just 9 inches of pure averageness">
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It is all part of the Clever Plan to convert the world to Jennifers.


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Concentrate on it hard.
Glad somebody noticed that!
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You gamers remember Dick Nukem...or was that Duke Nukem?



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Re: This clip you have to see for yourself....

A friend from that area says the authorities quickly figured out what was going on... Turns out that it was a whizzinator. A guy brought it in to warm it up to body temperature prior to a drug test. The bad smell was heated urine.
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Anyone know the whereabouts of Onterrio Smith?
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http://www.centredaily.com/mld/centr...l/14010969.htm

Couple indicted for criminal mischief and disorderly conduct.

In other news all other crime in Pittsburgh has apparently been solved.

As a side note, a 19 year old was stopped by local police not far from where I live, for operating a bicycle without proper lighting. Since this could have potentially led to his injury, the police officers pepper sprayed, tasered, and then beat him with batons when he resisted arrest for the misdemeanor charge.

At least when someone in jail asks him what he did, he doesnt have to say "I was arrested for microwaving a fake penis".
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Added to the list of things I've learned from this forum...the Whizzenator. How nice that it comes in different skin tones! LOL!
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You want fries with that?

(Somebody had to say that).

They also make synthetic urine -- boy, you thought you hated your job!
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Re: This clip you have to see for yourself....

What the heck is the matter with doing it the old fashioned way?

I had a friend who got t-boned in a parking lot while sitting still. Called me from the hospital. Said the doctor was pushing for a urine sample and was fingering the catheter. Knowing the guy, he might have had a little trace of something in his urine.

I went over, talked the doctor and the cop involved with the accident into giving me a little time to pee in the cup for him convince him to be cooperative.

Yes, I did establish that the accident was 110% the other persons fault before I did it.
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