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Old 06-29-2008, 10:41 AM   #21
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How many steps to the bathroom?
Depends on whether I step on any cracks or seams.

Took me a while in the crawlspace to find all the seams in the plywood floor too.
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Old 06-29-2008, 10:45 AM   #22
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I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts.
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I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts.
Do you have a problem with people asking if they can play with your coconuts? That seems to be an epidemic in the Marquette household.
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Old 06-29-2008, 10:53 AM   #24
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Old 06-29-2008, 11:03 AM   #25
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Do you have a problem with people asking if they can play with your coconuts? That seems to be an epidemic in the Marquette household.
Why yes, yes I do! The problem lies with trying to balance them.
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Old 06-29-2008, 11:06 AM   #26
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what's the difference between a roof?

three green ashtrays.
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Old 06-29-2008, 11:09 AM   #27
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Why yes, yes I do! The problem lies with trying to balance them.
Thats because they're never the same size.
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Old 06-29-2008, 11:13 AM   #28
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Some of the drifting here has been on "nowhere threads"...


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I once had a friend that was bald and he was known as the bald headed stranger ...
back on topic please! if he was your friend how could he be a stranger, and if he was bald headed, how could he have hair "on the sides"? a white dove never flies at night.
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Old 06-29-2008, 01:04 PM   #32
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if meandering were not allowed, we'd have to ban mention of bacon, boobs, beer, babes, babies, pancakes, puppies, cats, annuities, elections, electronic equipment, spreadsheets, real estate...j
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Old 06-29-2008, 02:18 PM   #34
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IS THIS THE DI NIRO PAGE?

eeeeu, all caps, my bad.

Never mind, "I have a yen for the sea."
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Old 06-29-2008, 03:17 PM   #35
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Hijacking is when one person persists in leading the discussion in an inappropriate direction. Meandering is the natural flow of conversation and is to be encouraged as far as I am concerned.
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Old 06-29-2008, 03:27 PM   #36
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but what if a person "meanders" in an inappropriate direction?
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Old 06-29-2008, 03:53 PM   #37
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Just finished grilling some fillet mignon WRAPPED IN BACON! - which goes thru me like a bullet (history channel 8 central time - Dung), I'm rooting for the Saint's again - but the Pat's have a good football team.

heh heh heh - at least it's not a zillion word cross thread like some in our ancient history .
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Old 06-29-2008, 04:03 PM   #38
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Oh crap - I forgot - Psssst Wellesley!

heh heh heh - .
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Old 06-29-2008, 04:13 PM   #39
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Oh crap - I forgot - Psssst Wellesley!

heh heh heh - .
Definitely, Psssst Wellesley!!! Just got a NICE dividend from my Wellesley - - bigger than the last one.

That filet mignon wrapped in bacon sounds delish.
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