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Originally Posted by Nords
Hey, this reads better than the other awards in my service record-- thanks!! Spouse had to clean her own nasal-spewed liquids off the monitor.
For those of you outside the submarine force, you have to read about a thousand of these to appreciate the subtle humor in its phrasing. It's even funnier when you've had them read to you by an XO at a command awards formation held outside in the noon sun wearing full-dress uniforms...
You've clearly written up far too many deployment awards packages.
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Yup.
There's a certain unique style of prose in these awards...
You're welcome.