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Two Mexican Midget Wrestlers Killed by Fake Prostitutes
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Two Mexican Midget Wrestlers Killed by Fake Prostitutes
This is actually a real AP story. Wow...
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07-03-2009, 12:07 PM
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07-03-2009, 12:08 PM
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You can't make this stuff up. Well, you could, but people would assume you were on some kind of "stuff."
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07-03-2009, 12:11 PM
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"Hey, for every ten dollars, that's another hour that I have to be in the work place. That's an hour of my life. And my life is a very finite thing. I have only 'x' number of hours left before I'm dead. So how do I want to use these hours of my life? Do I want to use them just spending it on more crap and more stuff, or do I want to start getting a handle on it and using my life more intelligently?" -- Joe Dominguez (1938 - 1997)
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07-03-2009, 12:21 PM
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I don't have one of "those", but just the thought brings tears to my eyes. 
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07-03-2009, 12:25 PM
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What do you use? To trim your nails, that is...
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07-03-2009, 12:30 PM
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Originally Posted by REWahoo
What do you use? To trim your nails, that is...
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Yesterday I used a belt sander.... (on my nails, that is)
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07-03-2009, 12:35 PM
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"This is something we would advise men never to attempt," a medic told the Telegraph. "The results can be quite horrific and long-lasting and have quite an affect on a man's sexual performance. Using a pair of nail clippers must have caused excruciating pain, even if he had had a few drinks beforehand."
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Ummm..... IF he had a few drinks?
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"Hey, for every ten dollars, that's another hour that I have to be in the work place. That's an hour of my life. And my life is a very finite thing. I have only 'x' number of hours left before I'm dead. So how do I want to use these hours of my life? Do I want to use them just spending it on more crap and more stuff, or do I want to start getting a handle on it and using my life more intelligently?" -- Joe Dominguez (1938 - 1997)
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07-03-2009, 12:39 PM
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Before this thread takes a turn toward the absurd, let's get back on track and remember the lesson is to never pick up fake prostitutes.
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07-03-2009, 12:43 PM
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What do you use? To trim your nails, that is...
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This guy buffs my nails...
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07-03-2009, 12:51 PM
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From the article: Ummm..... IF he had a few drinks?
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Do you think it was one of those situations where he said, "Hold my beer and watch this!"
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07-03-2009, 12:55 PM
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I think it more likely he said brain, not beer
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07-03-2009, 01:36 PM
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Before this thread takes a turn toward the absurd, let's get back on track and remember the lesson is to never pick up fake prostitutes.
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 I can't get beyond the concept of: "Fake Prostitutes." oxymoron, double negative, double intensifier? 
No, let's stay with absurd.
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07-03-2009, 06:33 PM
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Mexican Midget Wrestlers
Fake Prostitutes
Greek gynecologists (another story I'll have to tell sometime when just the right thread comes along)
What is this world coming to?
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07-03-2009, 06:59 PM
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Oh man what wouldn't give to have been working in the ER when this guy came in. Bet there wasn't a free phone in the place.
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07-03-2009, 07:01 PM
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That circumcision reminds me of this old line: Ever heard of a "frilly-dilly"? That's a guy circumcised with a pinking shears. Maybe this is not the place. Sorry about that.
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07-03-2009, 07:06 PM
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Mexican Midget Wrestlers
Fake Prostitutes
Greek gynecologists (another story I'll have to tell sometime when just the right thread comes along)
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How about Gov. Sanford, Palin and Congressman Refrigator Jefferson in a love tryst at the Neverland ranch.
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