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Old 07-03-2009, 11:50 AM   #1
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Two Mexican Midget Wrestlers Killed by Fake Prostitutes

This is actually a real AP story. Wow...

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You can't make this stuff up. Well, you could, but people would assume you were on some kind of "stuff."
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And staying with the News Of The Weird theme:

Man Injured After Using Nail Clippers to Circumcise Himself - Men's Health - FOXNews.com
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I don't have one of "those", but just the thought brings tears to my eyes.
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I don't have one of "those", but just the thought brings tears to my eyes.
What do you use? To trim your nails, that is...
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I don't have one of "those", but just the thought brings tears to my eyes.
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"This is something we would advise men never to attempt," a medic told the Telegraph. "The results can be quite horrific and long-lasting and have quite an affect on a man's sexual performance. Using a pair of nail clippers must have caused excruciating pain, even if he had had a few drinks beforehand."
Ummm..... IF he had a few drinks?
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Before this thread takes a turn toward the absurd, let's get back on track and remember the lesson is to never pick up fake prostitutes.
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This guy buffs my nails...
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From the article: Ummm..... IF he had a few drinks?
Do you think it was one of those situations where he said, "Hold my beer and watch this!"
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I think it more likely he said brain, not beer
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Before this thread takes a turn toward the absurd, let's get back on track and remember the lesson is to never pick up fake prostitutes.
I can't get beyond the concept of: "Fake Prostitutes." oxymoron, double negative, double intensifier?

No, let's stay with absurd.
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Two Mexican Midget Wrestlers Killed by Fake Prostitutes - International News | News of the World | Middle East News | Europe News - FOXNews.com

They were female, whether or not they were prostitutes isn't mentioned. What is likely is that they failed to properly adjust the dose of the knock-out drug they used for these smaller than usual men.

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Mexican Midget Wrestlers
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Greek gynecologists (another story I'll have to tell sometime when just the right thread comes along)

What is this world coming to?
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Oh man what wouldn't give to have been working in the ER when this guy came in. Bet there wasn't a free phone in the place.
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That circumcision reminds me of this old line: Ever heard of a "frilly-dilly"? That's a guy circumcised with a pinking shears. Maybe this is not the place. Sorry about that.
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Mexican Midget Wrestlers
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What is this world coming to?
How about Gov. Sanford, Palin and Congressman Refrigator Jefferson in a love tryst at the Neverland ranch.
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