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Old 05-22-2006, 11:30 AM   #1
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I was just looking at craigslist for volunteer opportunities. Although I don't meet the qualifications for this one, it does sound interesting.

Seeking Female Volunteers for Breast Augmentation Study

Have you been considering Breast Augmentation surgery? Have you tried creams, lotions and pills with no results? We are Seeking Female Volunteers for a Study of the Effectivness of Hypnosis for Breast Augmentation. This will be a scientificaly conducted study conducted by a Certified Hypnotist with over 15 years expereince. Help us determine with conclusive proof, once and for all wether Hypnosis works for breast augmentation or not. You have NOTHING to lose, and plenty to gain!

For more information, contact: Positive Change Hypnosis by email at *******.

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Old 05-22-2006, 11:34 AM   #2
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Plenty of "Hands On' therapy" I would image also!
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Old 05-22-2006, 03:02 PM   #3
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Old 05-22-2006, 07:15 PM   #4
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I'll bet they only get volunteers with IQs no larger than their cups.

My all-time best volunteer job was taking part in a test at my University smoking Mary Jane. (I kid you not!) The objective was to see if real cannabis slowed reaction time any differently than 'de-natured' cannabis. (I got the de-natured cannabis, but it was fun anyway! BTW, 'real' does affect you more than the 'decaf'.)

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