Some real gems here. Thanks.
And here is a small sampling from my own collection...
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
"Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment." - Will Rogers
"For every complex problem there is a simple solution. And it's always wrong." - H. L. Mencken
"My rule is a simple one: Do the best you can, with what you have, and do it now." - Theodore Roosevelt
"Whenever I find a man full of religious cant and pallaver I presently suspect him of being a knave. Religion is indeed the principal thing, but too much of it is worse than none at all." - Benjamin Franklin (at age 17 as "Silence Dogood")
"I figured any young person who's dumb enough to smoke is too dumb to work at CNN or TBS." - Ted Turner
"Martinis are my favorite, but just two at the most, three I'm under the table, and four I'm under the host!" - Dorothy Parker
"Annual income twenty pounds; annual expenditure nineteen, nineteen, six -- result happiness.
Annual income twenty pounds; annual expenditure twenty pounds naught six -- result misery." - Charles Dickens in David Copperfield
Sorry. I see that the request was for only one quote, but I could just go on and on...
And here is a small sampling from my own collection...
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
"Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment." - Will Rogers
"For every complex problem there is a simple solution. And it's always wrong." - H. L. Mencken
"My rule is a simple one: Do the best you can, with what you have, and do it now." - Theodore Roosevelt
"Whenever I find a man full of religious cant and pallaver I presently suspect him of being a knave. Religion is indeed the principal thing, but too much of it is worse than none at all." - Benjamin Franklin (at age 17 as "Silence Dogood")
"I figured any young person who's dumb enough to smoke is too dumb to work at CNN or TBS." - Ted Turner
"Martinis are my favorite, but just two at the most, three I'm under the table, and four I'm under the host!" - Dorothy Parker
"Annual income twenty pounds; annual expenditure nineteen, nineteen, six -- result happiness.
Annual income twenty pounds; annual expenditure twenty pounds naught six -- result misery." - Charles Dickens in David Copperfield
Sorry. I see that the request was for only one quote, but I could just go on and on...
