What is with all of the new titles?

[maddythebeagle]

I see a countess, a queen, and few seniors

 

[HFWR]

A lot of seniors... :

 

[azanon]

I think it was this thread that got that going: http://early-retirement.org/forums/index.php?topic=6744.0

I hope no one has any objection with me promoting myself to Senior too.

 

[OldAgePensioner]

I wanted to be a Baron but English law forbids me.

 

[brewer12345]

I wanted to be a Baron but English law forbids me.   

Why? I thought you could become one just by purchasing a barony. Gotta be a UK subject?

I just about qualify as a hall monitor (if I am lucky).

 

[laurence]

There, I'm going for reverse-snobism now.

 

[cute fuzzy bunny]

I dunno, but I wouldnt mind the 9000 character one thats making the forum almost unreadable to get shortened up a little bit.

 

[Nords]

There, I'm going for reverse-snobism now. 

"Laurence the insignificant"-- have Dilbert's accounting trolls been after you again about your travel claim?

 

[laurence]

I wear it with a badge of honor! I have no delusions of my significance at work, and that frees me to be happy.

 

[igsoy]

Husband signed up on some list and wanted to see where the list got sold to , so he signed up as

Mr. Igsoy
Head Honcho
(address)

He has gotten a lot of junk mail with that title in the address and we get a chuckle out of it every time.