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04-02-2009, 04:44 PM
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The beer belly is pretty funny, too. I just like the idea of your boobs deflating, the more you drink.
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04-02-2009, 06:34 PM
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Yeah..there was this thread.....man...I miss the Bunny...
http://www.early-retirement.org/foru...highlight=wine
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04-02-2009, 07:48 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bank5
...I'll probably hold off because it might look bad ordering a stiff drink and I don't want to get too lose. Are there any other reasons why I shouldn't order one? Is it ok to get one even if they don't have martini glasses?
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I would recommend saving the Martian adventure for at home. I never drank them myself, but I've been around folks who did the "amateur with a martini" thing.
Hoooo boy, talk about cheap entertainment.
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04-02-2009, 08:05 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sarah in SC
The beer belly is pretty funny, too. I just like the idea of your boobs deflating, the more you drink.
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But as long as your partner is consuming drinks at equal rate. He won't notice your boobs deflating and you'll be getting prettier.
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04-02-2009, 08:16 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by clifp
But as long as your partner is consuming drinks at equal rate. He won't notice your boobs deflating and you'll be getting prettier.
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But if a womans boobs are deflating you shouldnt notice because you should be looking her in the eyes.
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04-02-2009, 08:30 PM
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Recycles dryer sheets
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God! I love this forum sometimes!
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04-02-2009, 08:42 PM
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I'm safe. I'm a fan of the Brazilian butt, unless the woman has eyes on the back of her head...
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04-02-2009, 09:34 PM
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04-02-2009, 09:40 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by haha
Speaking of Brazilians, my usual busstop is just outside a waxing emporium. Their logo is a bee, or wasp. Can anyone tell me what that signifies?
Anyway, if I happen to be waiting for a bus late Friday afternoon I like to entertain myself seeing all the little sweeties in their heels clicking out, all fluffed for the weekend. Ah, that one is a redhead! ¡Un gran milagro! And that brunette with the tight curls on her head, ¿como parece ella?
Dream, dream dream dream. Women my age usually aren't into beaver styling.
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You are single. Chat them up. Promise, dinner,dancing, romance. Work your magic senor Haha.
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04-02-2009, 10:14 PM
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Recycles dryer sheets
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Well, I was disappointed that they didn't have vermouth there. I wound up going with 10 and tonic instead. It might be a good thing though because unlike most 80 proof gin, Tenquery 10 is 94 proof. 2 of those could have floored me.
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04-02-2009, 10:21 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BunsGettingFirm
I'm safe. I'm a fan of the Brazilian butt, unless the woman has eyes on the back of her head...
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Well, i think every fine lady has eyes in the back of their head.
Ahem.
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04-03-2009, 05:30 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bank5
2 of those could have floored me.
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And you know they didn't because ...
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04-03-2009, 08:20 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Notmuchlonger
You are single. Chat them up. Promise, dinner,dancing, romance. Work your magic senor Haha.
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I keep pitching to my single childfree friends to the benefits of older men. Especially those that already have grown children and don't need a second family.
Younger guys don't have the "smoooooooth" that you older ones have!
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04-03-2009, 09:08 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by haha
Speaking of Brazilians, my usual busstop is just outside a waxing emporium. Their logo is a bee, or wasp. Can anyone tell me what that signifies?
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Not sure if this question was intended to be sarcasm, but bees make wax, wax is used in waxing. I don't think bees wax is actually used in hair removal waxing, but it is symbolic I suppose.
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04-03-2009, 09:19 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FUEGO
Not sure if this question was intended to be sarcasm, but bees make wax, wax is used in waxing. I don't think bees wax is actually used in hair removal waxing, but it is symbolic I suppose.
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Not sarcastic. I walk by every day, and the bee makes me think of hurt. I never thought of your suggestion, which is certainly correct. I have a friend who is a waxer, and she says the more complete treatments hurt a lot.
Ha
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04-03-2009, 09:23 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by haha
Not sarcastic. I walk by every day, and the bee makes me think of hurt. I never thought of your suggestion, which is certainly correct.
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It could stand for "hurt" or "sting" or "burn" all of which would be applicable. But probably bad marketing. So I would go with "wax".
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04-03-2009, 04:28 PM
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Gone but not forgotten
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I like to have a Martini,
Two at the very most;
Three, I'm under the table,
Four I'm under my host!
--Dorothy Parker
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04-03-2009, 06:33 PM
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