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Old 04-02-2009, 05:44 PM   #21
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The beer belly is pretty funny, too. I just like the idea of your boobs deflating, the more you drink.
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...I'll probably hold off because it might look bad ordering a stiff drink and I don't want to get too lose. Are there any other reasons why I shouldn't order one? Is it ok to get one even if they don't have martini glasses?
I would recommend saving the Martian adventure for at home. I never drank them myself, but I've been around folks who did the "amateur with a martini" thing.
Hoooo boy, talk about cheap entertainment.
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The beer belly is pretty funny, too. I just like the idea of your boobs deflating, the more you drink.
But as long as your partner is consuming drinks at equal rate. He won't notice your boobs deflating and you'll be getting prettier.
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But as long as your partner is consuming drinks at equal rate. He won't notice your boobs deflating and you'll be getting prettier.

But if a womans boobs are deflating you shouldnt notice because you should be looking her in the eyes.
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But if a womans boobs are deflating you shouldnt notice because you should be looking her in the eyes.
I'm safe. I'm a fan of the Brazilian butt, unless the woman has eyes on the back of her head...
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Speaking of Brazilians, my usual busstop is just outside a waxing emporium. Their logo is a bee, or wasp. Can anyone tell me what that signifies?

Anyway, if I happen to be waiting for a bus late Friday afternoon I like to entertain myself seeing all the little sweeties in their heels clicking out, all fluffed for the weekend. Ah, that one is a redhead! ¡Un gran milagro! And that brunette with the tight curls on her head, ¿como parece ella?

Dream, dream dream dream. Women my age usually aren't into beaver styling.


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Speaking of Brazilians, my usual busstop is just outside a waxing emporium. Their logo is a bee, or wasp. Can anyone tell me what that signifies?

Anyway, if I happen to be waiting for a bus late Friday afternoon I like to entertain myself seeing all the little sweeties in their heels clicking out, all fluffed for the weekend. Ah, that one is a redhead! ¡Un gran milagro! And that brunette with the tight curls on her head, ¿como parece ella?

Dream, dream dream dream. Women my age usually aren't into beaver styling.


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Well, I was disappointed that they didn't have vermouth there. I wound up going with 10 and tonic instead. It might be a good thing though because unlike most 80 proof gin, Tenquery 10 is 94 proof. 2 of those could have floored me.
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I'm safe. I'm a fan of the Brazilian butt, unless the woman has eyes on the back of her head...
Well, i think every fine lady has eyes in the back of their head.

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I keep pitching to my single childfree friends to the benefits of older men. Especially those that already have grown children and don't need a second family.

Younger guys don't have the "smoooooooth" that you older ones have!
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Speaking of Brazilians, my usual busstop is just outside a waxing emporium. Their logo is a bee, or wasp. Can anyone tell me what that signifies?
Not sure if this question was intended to be sarcasm, but bees make wax, wax is used in waxing. I don't think bees wax is actually used in hair removal waxing, but it is symbolic I suppose.
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Not sure if this question was intended to be sarcasm, but bees make wax, wax is used in waxing. I don't think bees wax is actually used in hair removal waxing, but it is symbolic I suppose.
Not sarcastic. I walk by every day, and the bee makes me think of hurt. I never thought of your suggestion, which is certainly correct. I have a friend who is a waxer, and she says the more complete treatments hurt a lot.

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Not sarcastic. I walk by every day, and the bee makes me think of hurt. I never thought of your suggestion, which is certainly correct.
It could stand for "hurt" or "sting" or "burn" all of which would be applicable. But probably bad marketing. So I would go with "wax".
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