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04-20-2009, 05:32 AM
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
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Where's Martha???
Maybe I've just missed the threads she's engaged in, but I haven't seen a post from her for quite a while. Looking forward to her POV again, she has set me straight several times and she's one of this forums biggest assets IMO...
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04-20-2009, 06:06 AM
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She hasn't been online for ten whole hours, and her most recent post on the public forums was post #1287 on this thread yesterday at lunchtime, and then #14 on this thread, yesterday morning. She actively participated on the moderator boards yesterday, as well.
I believe she is still traveling and having a great time or she could be home by now. Perhaps you should PM her about your concerns related to her posting frequency.  You can get a listing of anyone's posts by going to their profile (available on the member list) and clicking on the "statistics" tab. Or, you can do an advanced search on posts by that member.
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04-20-2009, 06:16 AM
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso) Give me a forum ...
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I understand Martha's laptop went belly-up yesterday. She's looking for a $olution.
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04-20-2009, 06:22 AM
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Originally Posted by REWahoo
I understand Martha's laptop went belly-up yesterday. She's looking for a $olution.
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Ouch!! I hope she finds a suitable replacement that isn't too pricy.
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04-20-2009, 07:29 AM
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Midpack
...she's one of this forums biggest assets IMO...
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Martha, you don't have to take this kind of abuse!!
Oh, assets. Never mind... 
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04-20-2009, 07:50 AM
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I thought I saw her on the flying trapeze at the circus last week! And she was awesome!
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04-20-2009, 07:56 AM
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Where's Martha?
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04-20-2009, 08:24 AM
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I was going to get a funny picture to photoshop into the "where's waldo" image, and I google-imaged "sexy grandma." That was a mistake.
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04-20-2009, 08:33 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TromboneAl
... I google-imaged "sexy grandma." That was a mistake.
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Next time be sure you set your "SafeSearch" mode to moderate filtering before hitting enter...
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04-20-2009, 11:20 AM
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What was that one Brewer warned us about? Clown porn? I've never searched, was too afraid after his warning. I shudder at sexy grandma!
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04-20-2009, 11:27 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TromboneAl
I was going to get a funny picture to photoshop into the "where's waldo" image, and I google-imaged "sexy grandma." That was a mistake.
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Google-imaging is like a box of chocolates.......
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04-20-2009, 11:36 AM
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Two months in Texas.
Very few tax and retirement plan questions. But have kept up with the depressing music threads.
Dead lappie.
Thanks for missing me. 
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04-20-2009, 12:05 PM
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gone traveling
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04-20-2009, 04:25 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sarah in SC
What was that one Brewer warned us about? Clown porn? I've never searched, was too afraid after his warning. I shudder at sexy grandma!
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Well, I ignored Al's advice and googled "sexy grandmas". And am I ever glad I did. I followed a link to You-Tube, where off to the side I found at least an hour of young Japanese women kissing each other, and in the most spectacular case, doing tongue threesomes. Never be afraid of google; it is your friend. 
Ha
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04-20-2009, 06:56 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by haha
Well, I ignored Al's advice and googled "sexy grandmas". And am I ever glad I did. I followed a link to You-Tube, where off to the side I found at least an hour of young Japanese women kissing each other, and in the most spectacular case, doing tongue threesomes. Never be afraid of google; it is your friend.
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You are such a bad boy Ha.
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04-20-2009, 07:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Purron
You are such a bad boy Ha.
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I appreciate the compliment but it is undeserved; I am merely a humble student of all that is good and true in life. I tell you, I watch those girls kiss and and I feel like like I am studying at the feet of the masters.
ha
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04-20-2009, 09:51 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Martha
But have kept up with the depressing music threads.
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What depressing music? I have only heard melancholic music posted here.
For truly depressing music, one must hear the well-known "Hungarian suicide song" that was banned by Hungarian authority. The French version was known as "Sombre Dimanche" recorded by Damia. The English version "Gloomy Sunday" sung by Billie Holiday was reportedly banned by the BBC.
Youtube got them if any is interested.
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04-21-2009, 07:38 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Martha
...have kept up with the depressing music threads.
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There was a funny one in Young Frankenstein.
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