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Old 10-11-2006, 09:24 AM   #1
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Do you enjoy David Letterman's top 10 list? Well, here is my investing-oriented letterman-like list:

Top 10 Reasons Investing is Like Sex

10) Some like it long, some like it short.



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Do you enjoy David Letterman's top 10 list? Well, here is my investing-oriented letterman-like list:

Top 10 Reasons Investing is Like Sex

10) Some like it long, some like it short.



http://mutualfunds.about.com/cs/humo...vestingsex.htm
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Number 9: If you have to pay for it, it's not as fun...........
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Number 9: If you have to pay for it, it's not as fun...........
... and the less you feel you're getting your money's worth.
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Number 8: Everyone lies about it.
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under the sec investing is regulated by laws in the PENAL CODE
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for a good screwing, hire a pro
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