Why Wine? Why not?
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we will have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. Coli) bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we will have consumed 1 kilo of Poop.
However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
WATER = Poop WINE = HEALTH
Ergo: It is better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water and be full of crap.
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