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Old 10-02-2008, 06:38 PM   #1
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Worth it just for the best headline of the year

But also good for seeing how abjectly stupid some people actually are.

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Old 10-02-2008, 07:27 PM   #2
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Think substances might have been involved?

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Thanks for the laugh! Sounds like a candidate for the Darwin Awards.
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Think substances might have been involved?

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I don't know. Most substances that induce that kind of stupid also tend to make you lay down and go to sleep. I suspect genetics.
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If an assault with injury occurred would he have the option of not pressing charges? Maybe he just didn't want his brother to go to jail on these charges, and this was the only way to keep that from happening.
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Man shoots himself in arm after being denied sex - Yahoo! News

Come on guys, we've all been there right? You get shot down, so shoot yourself?
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I wonder if he was right-handed or left-handed.....
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Man shoots himself in arm after being denied sex - Yahoo! News

Come on guys, we've all been there right? You get shot down, so shoot yourself?
I saw this earlier today and confirmed in my mind that there are folks amongst us who are too stupid to be allowed to breed!
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I'm debating whether it'd be a benefit or not to teach dumb people better marksmanship.
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I wonder if he was right-handed or left-handed.....
Brings new meaning to The Stranger.

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I wonder if he was right-handed or left-handed.....

Perhaps he is ambidextrous.
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Thats a much hotter trait in women than in men.
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maybe he should have read that first before shooting himself. Ah, who am I kidding, he's a tough guy, right?
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Thats a much hotter trait in women than in men.
Are we still talking about hot chick traits?

Or is where we should insert an "udder disaster" punchline?
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I'd say something about being horny, but then I'd probably have to shoot myself in the arm.
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Are we still talking about hot chick traits?

Or is where we should insert an "udder disaster" punchline?
Local news person actually used "udder disaster" in reporting this story.
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Suburban gang's rise unnerves authorities

Okay, just read the article...
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And from an AP story...

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"It's a giant changing of the subject," said Jenny Backus, a Democratic strategist. "The problem is the messenger. If you want to start throwing fire bombs, you don't send out the fluffy bunny to do it. I think people don't take Sarah Palin seriously."
Bunnymania is hitting its stride...
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So, does this mean you're going from Fuzzy to Fluffy?
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