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Old 12-29-2007, 12:21 AM   #21
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Old 12-29-2007, 05:39 AM   #22
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When I sit watching my boobs and wondering which one exactly will be hitting my knee first...the right one or the left.
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Old 12-29-2007, 06:23 AM   #23
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When I sit watching my boobs and wondering which one exactly will be hitting my knee first...the right one or the left.
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I'm getting a strange feeling but I don't know what it means.
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You know you are getting old when ....

... you try to sneek out of bed in the morning to let wifey sleep - but your knees and bones pop and crack so loud it wakes her up.
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...all your friends start showing their age. thank god that will never happen to me.
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Old 12-30-2007, 11:55 AM   #30
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you are offered a senior discount 10 years before you should even qualify - at the very earliest!

But... maybe that's not such a bad thing, after all.
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When you give up arguing - and conceed to your younger(58) sister - maybe the Pats have good football team.

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