Originally Posted by Bestwifeever
"I never lie and I'm always right." --George Tirebiter/Firesign Theatre, in "Don't Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers"
Yeah! One of my all-time favorite albums.
Let me google that for you
How could we ever forget Nick Danger?
"A Child's Garden of Grass" also comes to mind. (uuun tally man)
"It's tough to make predictions, especially when it involves the future." ~Attributed to many
"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is." ~(perhaps by) Yogi Berra
"Those who have knowledge, don't predict. Those who predict, don't have knowledge."~ Lau tzu