Your Tax Dollars at Work

JPatrick · 02-02-2006, 08:02 PM

The local paper ran a story today about FEMA looking into hurricane evacuee scams.* A team goes around the city trying to determine if these folks are still eligible for bucks to stay in hotels.
Among the reports were a brothel being run out of a room as well as a meth lab.* Part of the process is a face to face interview, and from these interviews has emerged a true pearl of the ages.
FEMA Dude: Do you have a job?
Male Evacuee: No and I'm not looking for one due to my disability.
FEMA Dude: What disability?
Male Evacuee: I have "anal glaucoma"
FEMA Dude: What's that?
Male Evacuee:* I can't see my ass working.

Nobody could make this stuff up

02-02-2006, 08:04 PM

Sounds like he would fit in here! - That's what I have! - Anal Glaucoma!

JPatrick · 02-02-2006, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Cut-Throat

Sounds like he would fit in here!* - That's what I have! - Anal Glaucoma!

Don't get carried away CT, I've already started the paperwork to copywrite "anal glaucom" 8)

**REWahoo** · 02-02-2006, 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by JPatrick

Don't get carried away CT, I've already started the paperwork to copywrite "anal glaucom" 8)

Sorry guys, but I beat you by a couple of years...

http://early-retirement.org/forums/i...sg5813#msg5813

JPatrick · 02-02-2006, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by REWahoo!

Sorry guys, but I beat you by a couple of years...

http://early-retirement.org/forums/i...sg5813#msg5813

So how do you like your hotel room??

**REWahoo** · 02-02-2006, 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by JPatrick

So how do you like your hotel room??

It was fine until those damn FEMA people showed up!

02-02-2006, 08:02 PM	#1
JPatrick Thinks s/he gets paid by the post Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 1,503	Your Tax Dollars at Work The local paper ran a story today about FEMA looking into hurricane evacuee scams.* A team goes around the city trying to determine if these folks are still eligible for bucks to stay in hotels. Among the reports were a brothel being run out of a room as well as a meth lab.* Part of the process is a face to face interview, and from these interviews has emerged a true pearl of the ages. FEMA Dude: Do you have a job? Male Evacuee: No and I'm not looking for one due to my disability. FEMA Dude: What disability? Male Evacuee: I have "anal glaucoma" FEMA Dude: What's that? Male Evacuee:* I can't see my ass working. Nobody could make this stuff up __________________ If you do what you've already done, you'll get what you've already got- - - -<

02-02-2006, 08:04 PM	#2
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