1. The financial sector rids itself of anyone with even the faintest reason to believe that he or she is unusually clever.
2. No person under the age of 35 will be allowed to work on Wall Street.
3. Women will henceforth make all Wall Street trading decisions.
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7. All new American financial inventions, before they are inflicted on the American economy, will first be tested upon foreigners.
