Wow, you think you've heard it all....
I usually ignore the spam my brokerage sends me, but every once in a while it will make it through the filter, or I will randomly decide to have a look just for the hell of it. I knew it was all crap, but boy was I surprised to see their newest investment/retirement tool:
Use BMO Financial Group's unique tool to analyze your handwriting and see how it reflects your outlook on retirement.
Can you believe it? Too funny....
You can try it out here
(I didn't go through the whole thing myself, I found just the idea itself funny enough, but there's a ludicrous Flash presentation).
So, does it qualify for a new forum joke? It's important to have a financial adviser if you're planning a good retirement because..... he'll read your handwriting!