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I'll agree with the comment about Fisher Investments, my mother signed up for some freebie mailing from them perhaps 10 yrs ago, she died 5 yrs ago, and we STILL get crap from them even though I've mailed them back their prepaid postcards several times with a note "recipient deceased".
I'm thinking of actually sending in their "financial planning needs survey" one of these days. I can see having quite a bit of fun with this: residence (give cemetery address, grave site number), anticipated length of time in retirement (eternal), current household members (angels), current health status (at peace), current income (proceeds from recycling junk mail from desperate financial advisors), tax bracket (zero, finally), investment strategy (saving up heavenly riches), etc. etc. etc.
Its not just death and taxes that are inevitable, but also junk mail.
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