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07-12-2008, 09:27 AM
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07-12-2008, 09:28 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Notmuchlonger
Well see boys have... and girls have
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blue booties vs pink booties - boy is that an ancient joke.
heh heh heh -
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07-12-2008, 11:44 AM
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I think British aristocrat Max Mosley feels the same...
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/09/wo...scandal&st=nyt
From court testimony- How often could any court hear a disquisition on the pleasures of caning from a woman who specializes in sexual fantasy play, giggling as she compared taking 12 strokes on the bottom to the joy of finishing a marathon?
ha
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07-12-2008, 12:47 PM
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#44
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bbbamI
Now I'm really craving a hotdog.
...backing away slowly from this thread....
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How about a hamdog?
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07-12-2008, 12:57 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by cute fuzzy bunny
How about a hamdog?
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Bacon! bacon? - now why did I have a premonition that was coming to this thread sooner or later.
heh heh heh - .
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07-12-2008, 01:06 PM
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HillBilly Hotdogs Menu
Lower left corner, the homewrecker.
Not to ignore the 10 pound burger just above it.
Poke along to 4:40 to get directly to the dog.
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07-12-2008, 01:39 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by cute fuzzy bunny
How about a hamdog?
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That would definitely be a mouthful!
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07-12-2008, 02:59 PM
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This hillbilly stuff makes me feel queasy. You know the saying- "you can take the boy out of the hills, but you can't take the hills out of the boy."?
Well it's true. I just cleaned up my 500 sq.ft apt and I feel like I should get a damn medal. I hate all that junk lying around, but give me enough room and I'd soon have my kitchen table laden with pistons and main bearing journals. And I didn't even grow up in the hills, just inherited it from my Ma.
My Swedish friend is trying to teach me neatness, and I really want to learn, but it's a little like trying to make a houndog into a pointer.
Only thing I like about hillbillies is their politics and guns. You can keep their food, their diners, and their rotten teeth. And especially you can keep their women, although I will say that I admire their grit and their talent at dealing with hillbilly men.
On second thought, I'd surely like some of the food. Cracklings right out of the iron kettle, country ham with red-eye gravy, and best of all crispy fried fish and hush-puppies. And crawdads, bass roe fried in lard, and...
Ha
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07-12-2008, 03:10 PM
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Gone but not forgotten
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But I thought you liked large tatoos on women ?? Who has better tatoos then redneck women ?
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07-12-2008, 03:13 PM
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But I thought you liked large tatoos on women ?? Who has better tatoos then redneck women ?
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Hey my dear friend, it's not their bodies that trouble me, it's their personalities. And their skill with blades.
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07-12-2008, 07:17 PM
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07-24-2008, 10:07 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by haha
I think British aristocrat Max Mosley feels the same...
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/09/wo...scandal&st=nyt
From court testimony- How often could any court hear a disquisition on the pleasures of caning from a woman who specializes in sexual fantasy play, giggling as she compared taking 12 strokes on the bottom to the joy of finishing a marathon?
ha
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Update on Mosley's Sex Privacy case- he won, and received damages and costs from the offending tabloid. Though he did not get the punitive damages he had hoped for.
The court opined that this was not Nazi themed SM, just garden variety beating and caning and dress-up, sometimes with with a German Prison Theme. The wisdom of Solomon I'd say.
Max Mosley wins British privacy lawsuit - Yahoo! News
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07-24-2008, 10:13 AM
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Arkansas toothpick, very effective.
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