C'mon.* You guys call yourselves bears?
We all know that bad things come in threes, right?
1) Housing crash (consumer spending drys up, millions in housing-related sectors lose their jobs, we kick off a 20-year long recession)
2) Temperatures continue to hit new records (nation-wide drought, food and energy prices skyrocket, rolling blackouts everywhere)
3) And then China takes back Taiwan!* (our troups will still be tied up in Iraq, consumer electronics and green tea prices skyrocket!)
Heh.* *And I didn't even need to use my peak-oil or bird-flu cards.* |