Financial Implications of Marrying an Asian Lady

[haha]

OAP, I think you just enjoy being given directions. The typical male olfart around here likes to give advice, not get it.

So what's up with that?

Ha

[Maximillion]

I dated a Japanese Canadian Girl for many years, I was surprised at the number of misconceptions that Males have regarding Asian Ladies, they are just like any other Lady.

The Myth about Asian Women being servile is a total myth, in most cases they are the brains and the strength in a relationship.

My experiance is that they are much better managing money than the Male.

[OldAgePensioner]

Ha,
could be the same genetics that make me want to be in bed with a 5'0", 96lb lady named Noriko than a 6'1", 160lb lady named Brunhilda.

Don't know just can't get into the "Hey, I'm Burno and let me tell ya....

Max, could not agree more. While most Cau's think blondes are stupid, most are.

[justin]

OAP,

I've got a half-asian daughter I'm looking to marry off pretty soon* to a nice respectable gentleman like yourself. You will, however, be required to support her parents during their retirement.


* by pretty soon, I mean in ~17 years.

[OldAgePensioner]

justin,
I ain't got 17 years. Can we negotiate?

Since about 1979, Cauc, Asian, Asian, Cauc, Cauc, Asian, Asian, hand puppet.

Dude, my reason for being in your area at one time was a little Jap who decided that NCSU Chemisty was her place. She is now a Prof at one of the Triangle Schools.

She and I did a lot of things that helped her with biology.

[Evelyne]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maximillion I dated a Japanese Canadian Girl for many years, I was surprised at the number of misconceptions that Males have regarding Asian Ladies, they are just like any other Lady. The Myth about Asian Women being servile is a total myth, in most cases they are the brains and the strength in a relationship. My experiance is that they are much better managing money than the Male.

Max, you are right about Asian women.

[OldAgePensioner]

Hay, hey, hai. Max cannot be right. He's a damn Brit. No, unh-hun he aint right.

Max, come on here an admit you are not right. Admit that Prince Charles "AND" the Queen have yellow teeth.

Max will never, never be "correct" on this forum. END OF STORY.

[justin]

Quote:

Originally Posted by OldAgePensioner justin, I ain't got 17 years. Can we negotiate? Maybe. You'll have to change her diapers for now, and she isn't much of a converstationalist yet.

[Outtahere]

OAP,

I say stop in Reno, check out the vixen just make sure when you move on you have no extra baggage Remember you don't have the problem (that your friends wife is trying to fix), she has it and is trying to put the "problem" on you!

[Cb]

I think you'd be better off renting.

Cb

[haha]

Yeah, OAP, isn't the Mustang Ranch right down the road from Reno? Cash on the barrel head fee only services.

Got to watch out for the back-end load.

Ha

[OldAgePensioner]

If she's a nurse she'll have money in the purse.* If she looks like this I'll play along like a dumb ole sucker for a couple of years.* ** Dumb ole me, gettin taken advantage of.

[OldAgePensioner]

On second thought, I'll bet I can get honorary membership in the kayak club with this model.

[Enuff2Eat]

OAP

i will risk everything to get a crack at these babe.... jk


enuff

[Jarhead*]

Quote:

Originally Posted by HaHa Yeah, OAP, isn't the Mustang Ranch right down the road from Reno? Cash on the barrel head fee only services. Got to watch out for the back-end load. Ha

As ReWahoo stated a few days ago, the advice given on this board isn't available at any price,
nowhere, nohow.

[OldAgePensioner]

E2E,
Evidently there is an interesting study out about reading your email with your hand on the mouse. * *Gave me a bit to ponder today. * *

UPS comes today between 1-5 and my donations to my brother (guitar, chess set, TV/VCR, computer) leave my life. *

I now own 1 laptop, 1 small printer, 1 plastic file box, 6 pants, 8 shirts, 6 undies, 9 socks, 2 coats, 3 pair shoes, toiletries, camera, misc. *

I'm trying to cook up a good story for the Asian babes. *Maybe something about forgoing my own worldly goods in order to provide more for their parents. *With their almond shaped eyes, can they detect lies better than Caucs? *

[OldAgePensioner]

Jarhead,
ole Ha is mixing me up. Should I go for small up front and large back-loading. Or large up front and small back-loading.

I'll just call the ranch and ask for a prospectus.

[unclemick]

You might ask them - 'what is your policy toward breast cancer prevention' - while your asking.

Lame - but only on my second cup.

[bpp]

I'm ashamed to admit I even read this thread, but isn't the second picture Vivian Hsu? Taiwanese, big on Japanese TV several years back. Looked like she might become the next Theresa Ten for a while, then dropped off the map.

How on earth did you dig that one up?

Bpp

[OldAgePensioner]

bpp,
after reading something beneath your dignity, I think you should wash your eyes out with soap and shower in vinegar.* But if you want another look.


By the way UncleMick or 2, here is a group that I have contacted regarding serving as a Breast Cancer Eradicator.

http://shrimpworld.com/covergirls/004/nut.html