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Old 10-05-2007, 02:34 PM   #1
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Funny! Efficient Market Theory, Craigslist style!

Howard Lindzon Craigslist Meets WallStreet...Classic
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Old 10-05-2007, 03:16 PM   #2
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LOL!

Oh man, if only sex/gender relations were 1/10 as easy as saving money and retiring we'd all be happy ever after!

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Excellent!

But she now knows to find a doc rather than a banker.
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But here’s the rub, your looks will fade and my money will likely continue into perpetuity…in fact, it is very likely that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won’t be getting any more beautiful!
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Old 10-05-2007, 03:42 PM   #6
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Lmao!!
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I don't know if you guys are seeing these Franklin Templeton Investments advertisements at the top of the screen, but here's the ad that the girl in the OP's story needs:
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