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Old 05-31-2006, 10:43 AM   #1
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"Financial planning is like eating an elephant," he says. "It sometimes seems hard, but if you start small and keep going, you can get it all done."

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Old 05-31-2006, 11:40 AM   #2
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Originally Posted by brewer12345
"Financial planning is like eating an elephant," he says. "It sometimes seems hard, but if you start small and keep going, you can get it all done."
with some Fava beans and a nice Chianti would help also

My Dentist came up with a funny comment while we, ..err he was takling about ER. He boiled it all down to figureing out how to "out live your money and out live your memory".

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As a financial planner once joked, "The problem with our business is that 98% of investment advisers give the rest of us a bad name."
We are, as I have said, one equation short. Keynes
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