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Old 06-04-2005, 01:05 PM   #41
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Re: I thought I'd dive right in but I muffed it

Or, at the very least. that hands were washed first!
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Re: I thought I'd dive right in but I muffed it
Old 06-04-2005, 01:37 PM   #42
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Re: I thought I'd dive right in but I muffed it

Man, hands are my least concern... :P
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Re: I thought I'd dive right in but I muffed it

Some of you seem to be confused about this implied analogy between extracting bull semen with a dummy and dating. Remember, the male is the bull. If there's any butt swinging, it's done by the female dummy. Or maybe there's something else I don't know about you guys.
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Old 06-04-2005, 06:06 PM   #44
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Re: I thought I'd dive right in but I muffed it

No, we understood the situation quite well...
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Re: I thought I'd dive right in but I muffed it

That is why, in the dryer thread, when pantyhose were mentioned, the adjective "women's" had to be added... :P
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Do you remember who was moving you around to seduce the bull?
Not bad for a youngster. I enjoy setting you guys up. Sometimes I'm a little too subtle though.

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It takes two people to run the contraption. The dummy is built like a giant wheel barrow where the front end is the handles and the back end is disguised as a cow's butt. One guy grabs the handles and moves the cow butt around in order to seduce the bull.
I'm curious...are these illegal to sell in certain states? Because if it were a human backend it would be illegal to sell in many states. Or so I hear....

retire@40: Funniest freakin' thing I've read on here in a long while!
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I'm curious...are these illegal to sell in certain states? Because if it were a human backend it would be illegal to sell in many states. Or so I hear....

retire@40: Funniest freakin' thing I've read on here in a long while!
No funnier than "financial planners" waggling BS in front of the gullible
to "extract" emissions from their wallets. Same principle involved

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Not bad for a youngster. I enjoy setting you guys up. Sometimes I'm a little too subtle though.
Johnny, you have the subtlety of a train wreck.
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Just got a tech support call when I had just read this -- hard to keep from laughing.
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Old 06-07-2005, 10:15 AM   #51
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Good thing you werent drinking milk. Or something that looked like milk... :P
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Moo. Moo!
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Re: I thought I'd dive right in but I muffed it

I guess both could smell a little cowlike...

Ok, I think its time to moove on now.
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