If our current situation were an old Nintendo game

[soupcxan]

Remember those old 8-bit Nintendo games (the original NES)? Here's the title screen based on our current situation.

 

[Htown Harry]

All he needs is a crew cut and the sunglasses...

Deal Journal - WSJ.com : Meet Neel Kashkari: The Man With the $700 Billion Wallet

 

[CompoundInterestFan]

All your banks are belong to us.

 

[Htown Harry]

I'll be back...