Client: Scott, how are my investments doing?
Me: The money market or the CD's??
Client: Yeah, yeah, smart guy! 
Me: Well, I don't manage any of your equity exposure, are you sure you dialed the right guy? I got his number around here somewhere..........
Client: WHAT  You got my Merrill Lynch broker's number?
Me: Sure, I've called his branch a bunch of times............
Client: WHY??
Me: With help transferring accounts OUT, of course...............
Client: Oh...................
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