Nice room mate you have.
I guess you mean your DW.
I hope she would also give you some stipends for coffee money or for gas, if you find yourself on that "floor income". Else, man, I would go greet people at Walmart. Scratch that! Being a grumpy "non-people" guy that I am, I would not get hired. I would be in big trouble.
PS. I remember reading about Nixon. Being a politician, of course he had to go around campaigning, greeting people and shaking their hands. He said that at the end of day, his hand hurt. And once at the end of such a day, when asked about his supporters, he said "I want to kick their ass".