Originally Posted by Nords
"Latest wife"? "Final wife"? "#1 wife"?
I have a shipmate who introduces his spouse as "My first wife". She must be so tired of
How about currently favorite wife?
Or maybe all-time favorite wife at present?
The thing that makes us permanent is that neither of us gets hung up on words. Everyone can find fault with words, but we get along. Even badly phrased words get forgiven because they do not matter...
(bbbamI, good point. In fact, it is more humorous than you might think. PM me if you want more details.)