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Old 08-07-2008, 10:06 PM   #61
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LOL!

Jeff Yeager probably has been taking notes.
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Old 08-08-2008, 07:17 AM   #62
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LOL!

Jeff Yeager probably has been taking notes.

You bet I have! But what I'm really curious about it what you could do with the part of the liner you cut out. A throw pillow, maybe? You could stuff it with the aforementioned socks, of course ...

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You bet I have! But what I'm really curious about it what you could do with the part of the liner you cut out. A throw pillow, maybe? You could stuff it with the aforementioned socks, of course ...

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Oh Master!

But I hope you would try to bleach out the written message first. And double wash the socks!
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I'm seeing a patchwork tee-shirt with "sample not for sale" right on the front.
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This is totally experimental art. Like this famous Marilyn Monroe print.
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See page 72 of his book where he recommends do it yourself vasectomies.

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See page 72 of his book where he recommends do it yourself vasectomies.

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Old 08-08-2008, 04:38 PM   #69
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See page 72 of his book where he recommends do it yourself vasectomies.

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Eh, just buy an AMD laptop. It'll do the job for you.
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NOTE TO FORUM MODERATORS: You have my permission if you'd like to publish the home surgical instructions found on Page 72 of my book under the above thread re: "Kids vs. Early Retirement." I think you'll find them simple to understand and easy to execute at home ... sort of a cross between the New England Journal of Medicine and the New Yankee Workshop.

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Apparently nobody has told you yet about the initiation rites for this web site, Jeff. We follow our own instructions. Now if you'll just step this way to the "greeting room," someone will be right with you...
You mean there's more? But I passed the physical exam with Nords, strange as it was. I was immediately skeptical when Trombone Al was asked to be present throughout.

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If anyone wants pictures, let me know.

The web site (pay of course) will be up by the end of the weekend.
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If anyone wants pictures, let me know.

The web site (pay of course) will be up by the end of the weekend.

Dang! I knew there was something fishy about that exam. Nords said the photos were for a medical journal, an article on “ER Dysfunction,” or something like that...

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As your doctor, I thought I'd offer this link in light of your dollar store birth control efforts and self vasectomy procedure:

Many kind available. Two Packs of Durex Condom Variety Pack of 48 Condoms, 3 Vibrating Rings for 23.96 + Free Shipping

48 condoms AND three vibrating rings for under $24.

Them there vibrating rings put it over the top. You never find those in the dollar store...
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Rich, I'm afraid that it was out the door and running loose a long time ago...

If it makes you feel any better, I'll gladly pass along 5% of the profits!
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Eh, a day without an infraction is like a day without sunshine....

The way I look at it, unless you've pushed the envelope enough to sustain a paper cut, you aint living.
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