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Old 09-10-2014, 12:05 PM   #1
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Best Title for Being Retired?

The LinkedIn thread got me thinking (I haven't been on LinkedIn for a few years now) about "titles". I have seen some fairly amusing titles people have used in lieu of the plain 'ole boring "retired". Such as "Personal Wealth Advisor".

What are some titles that you have heard/used that are entertaining?

I think I am going to be the Founder/CEO of the Life of Leisure Institute.
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Old 09-10-2014, 12:20 PM   #2
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Old 09-10-2014, 12:22 PM   #3
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Old 09-10-2014, 12:26 PM   #4
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I periodically tell people that I'm the Executive Vice President of Vandelay Industries. Just to see if they get the Seinfeld reference.
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Old 09-10-2014, 12:28 PM   #5
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I periodically tell people that I'm the Executive Vice President of Vandelay Industries. Just to see if they get the Seinfeld reference.
I have a T-shirt for Vandelay Industries. Every now and then, I will get a grin when I am out and about it public. I also have a "Penske" file I will walk around with at w*rk when I want to look busy!
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Since I have stopped working I feel like my status should be called "ReEngergized". 'Tired' has nothing to do with it.
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I use investment manager.

Because it's true and sounds impressive.
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I just changed my linkedin title to consultant. But I want to be an adventurer when I grow up.
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I just used "consultant." Maybe I should change it to something else (boobie inspector, 5 star resort mystery shopper, etc.), since 9 months later I am about to start a consulting gig.
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I periodically tell people that I'm the Executive Vice President of Vandelay Industries. Just to see if they get the Seinfeld reference.
I tell folks I am a volunteer for the "Human Fund" charity.
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