Yikes. When Megacorp wanted their phone back a few months ago it was the first time I needed to buy a cell phone (corp was great about casual personal use so I've never had a personal cell phone). I figured I'd get the latest and greatest iPhone X.
Then we realized that 1) DW needed a refresh of her iPhone 5; 2) iPhone X's were weird with face recognition, no home button, etc., and 3) we could get 2 iPhone 8s for the price of one (~$750 total for two phones) with a special that Verizon was running. So we got two 8s for less than the price of one X and lived happily ever after...