Oh my. I am retiring in ten days from teaching AP Calculus and other HS math for a couple decades. You have officially lost your mind.
The kids are great; the grading, administrivia, etc. are a nightmare. I'm also over not going to the restroom when I want to, like a real grownup. LOL
My hat is off to you. My plan is to read all the books I've not had the chance to read, work on my yoga practice, and take up Stand Up Paddleboarding.