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Old 09-03-2007, 12:14 PM   #2
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How do you know if the stage is level?

The drool comes out of both sides of the drummer's mouth.
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How do you know if the stage is level?

The drool comes out of both sides of the drummer's mouth.
How can you tell if a drummer's at the door?

The knocking changes speed...
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Why does the drummer leave his drumsticks on the dashboard?

So he can park in the handicapped spots.
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Old 09-05-2007, 10:06 AM   #5
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Why does the drummer leave his drumsticks on the dashboard?

So he can park in the handicapped spots.
Sorry, but... T-Al, can you please explain this one?
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Sorry, but... T-Al, can you please explain this one?
Methinks it's "proof of qualification" i.e. no handicap placard needed, we see the drumsticks...
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Why does the drummer leave his drumsticks on the dashboard?

So he can park in the handicapped spots.


Sorry, but... T-Al, can you please explain this one?
Drummers are generally believed to be mentally handicapped. Cop sees the drumsticks, knows that he deserves to park in the handicapped spot.
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Drummers are generally believed to be mentally handicapped. Cop sees the drumsticks, knows that he deserves to park in the handicapped spot.
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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend??

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